Wednesday, May 2, 2007

chutkule hi chutkule

3 aprail, 2007

vishv ke kuchh sarvaadhik prachalit chuTakule

sankalan va anuvaad : raajesh gupta rajesh02 AT gmail.com

is sankalan ke pratham # 100 chuTakule yahaa paDhe

kuchh aur chuTakule yahaa paDhe

chuTakula # 101.

raat ke khaane ke samay pati ne paaya ki patnee kuchh chupachaap aur udaas see hai. aakhirakaar usane poochh hee liya ki baat kya hai.

"kuchh nahee"; patnee ne kahaa.

sahamat na hote hue pati ne fir poochha; "sach me batao na kya baat hai."

"tum sachamuch jaanana chaahate ho? Theek hai mai bataatee hoo. mai 15 saalo se khaana bana rahee hoo; safaee karatee hoo aur in bachcho ko paal rahee hoo; aur tumane ;madars De' ke din muze ek ;dhanyavaad' tak nahee diyaa."

"mai kyo doo?"; usane kahaa. "15 saalo me mainne ek baar bhee ;faadars De' ke din kuchh nahee paayaa."

"Theek hai"; vo bolee; "magar mai unakee asalee maa hoo."

chuTakula # 102.

shreematee kohen; ek sundar aur uttejak garhiNee; itane sundar badan kee svaaminee thee ki Tee vee Theek karane aaye mekenik un par se apanee najare haTa nahee pa raha thaa. jab bhee vo kamare me aatee vo TooTane kee had tak apanee gardan moDakar unhe dekhata thaa.

kaam khatm hone ke baad shreematee kohen ne use paise diye aur bolee; "mai tumase ek alag tarah ka kaam karavaana chaahatee hoo. lekin tumhe vaada karana hoga ki tum use raaj hee rakhoge."

mekenik turant raajee ho gaya aur vo kahatee gayee. "vaise ye ajeeb sa hai ye kahana; magar mere pati ek achchhe aur shareef insaan hai - aah - magar uname shaareerik kamajoree hai. ek beemaaree. ab; mai ek aurat hoo aur tum ek purush . . . . . "

mekenik thook nigalate hue bola ; "haa haa".

"aur jab se mainne tumhe daravaaje par dekha tha tab se hee mai kahane ka soch rahee thee . . . . . "

"haa haa!"

"kya tum vo baDee aalamaaree khisakaane me meree madad karoge?"

chuTakula # 103.

ek sarvekshaN me paaya gaya ki ek gaanv kee janasankhya varddhi kee dar bahut jyaada hai. ek vyakti ko isake muaayane ke lie bheja gayaa.

"ek relagaaDee subah 4:30 baje yahaa se gujaratee hai." ek sthaaneey vyakti ne samazaayaa.

"is baat ka janasankhya se bhala kya sambandh hai?"; us vyakti ne poochhaa.

"asal me vah samay uThane ke lie bahut jaldee hota hai aur us samay dubaara sona bhee mushkil hota hai."

chuTakula # 104.

ek pulis ofisar ne ek sundar mahila ko tej raftaar kee vajah se roka aur shaaleenata se poochha; ki kya vo usaka laisens dekh sakata hai. vo thoDa gusse me aakar bolee; "mere khyaal se aap logo ko apana kaam Dhang se karana chaahie. ye kal kee hee baat hai ki aapane mera laisens muzase le liya tha aur aaj aap ye chaahate ho ki mai use dikhaaoo!"

chuTakula # 105.

ek mahila apane ek DokTar mitr ke ghar gayee aur DokTar kee patnee ne usake 5 saal ke bachche ko rokane ka koee prayatn nahee kiya jo bagal vaale kamare kee cheejo ko ast vyast karane me juTa thaa. lekin aakhirakaar botalo ke Takaraane kee behad tej aavaaj sunakar use kahana hee paDa; "mere khyaal se; DokTar; aap mere chhoToo ke yahaa hone par naaraaj nahee honge."

"nahee"; DokTar ne shaanti se javaab diya; "vo chup ho jaayega jab use jahar kee botal mil jaayegee."

chuTakula # 106.

ek jaapaaneej paryaTak bhaarat kee sair par aaya hua thaa. aakhiree din usane eyaraporT jaane ke lie ek Taiksee lee aur Draivar banta sinh ko chalane ko kahaa.

yaatra ke dauraan ek ;hoNDa' bagal se gujar gayee. jaapaaneej ne uttejit hokar khiDakee se sir nikaala aur chillaaya; "hoNDa; veree faasT! meD in jaapaan!"

kuchh der baad ek ;ToyoTa' tejee se Taiksee ke paas se gujar gayee; aur fir jaapaaneej baahar zuka aur chillaaya; "ToyoTa; veree faasT! meD in jaapaan!"

aur fir ek ;mitsubishee' Taiksee kee bagal se gujaree. teesaree baar jaapaaaneej khiDakee kee or zukate hue chillaaya ; "mitsubishee; veree faasT! meD in jaapaan!"

banta thoDa gusse me aa gaya magar vo chup rahaa. aur kee saaree kaare gujaratee rahee. aakhirakaar Taiksee eyaraporT tak pahunch gayee.

kiraaya 800 ru . banaa. jaapaaneej cheekha; "kya? . . . itana jyaada!"

ab banta ke chillaane kee baaree thee ; "meeTar; veree faasT! meD in inDiyaa."

chuTakula # 107.
jab mai aur meree dost apanee kaar lene ke lie gairej me pahunche to hame bataaya gaya ki galatee se chaabiyaa kaar ke andar hee band ho gayee hai. ham andar pahunche to paaya ki ek naujavaan mekenik poore josho kharosh se Draivar kee taraf vaala daravaaja kholane kee koshish me laga hua hai. mai doosaree taraf tha aur yoo hee mainne hainDal ko kholane kee koshish kee aur paaya ki vo khula hua hai. "ai"; mainne mekenik ko bataaya; "ye khula hai!"

"muze pata hai. naujavaan ne javaab diyaa. "mai pahale hee us taraf ka daravaaja khol chuka hoo."

chuTakula # 108.

santa sinh ek bas me safar kar raha tha jo kaafee bharee huee thee. vo apane beTe kee foTo saath me lie hue tha (skool me daakhile ke lie ). kisee tarah vo foTo usakee jeb se neeche gir gayee. usane foTo DhoonDhana shuroo kiya aur paaya ki vo farsh par giree hai. usane saamane khaDee saaDee me lipaTee mahila se kaha "kya aap apanee saaDee uThaayengee. mai foTo lena chaahata hoo." fir kya hua aap samaz sakate hai. vah is kadar piTa ki use aspataal me bhartee hona paDaa.

vahaa use yah dekhakar baDa aashchary hua ki usake paas vaale bistar par banta sinh paDa hua hai jisakee haalat usase bhee badatar thee. banta sinh ne apana kissa bataana shuroo kiyaa. kisee kaam se use ek door ke gaanv jaana paDa aur apanee ;uchch buddhimata' ke kaaraN use samay se poora nahee kar saka aur vahaa se jaane vaalee aakhiree bas bhee usase chhooT gayee. vahaa koee hoTal to tha nahee isalie vah ek paas ke ghar me pahuncha aur ghar ke maalik se poochha ki kya use ek raat rookane kee jagah milegee. ghar ke maalik ne javaab diya "meree do javaan beTiyaa hai. mai tumhe apane ghar nahee rakh sakataa."

vo agale ghar me gaya aur poochha ki kya vo vahaa ek raat rook sakata hai. ghar ke maalik ne javaab diya "meree 3 javaan beTiyaa hai isalie muze khed hai ki mai tumhe apane ghar nahee rok sakataa."

usane agale ghar kee or rookh kiya aur is baar koee khatara mol na lete hue usane poochha "kya aapake ghar me javaan beTiyaa hai." makaan maalik ne poochha "kyo ". banta ne javaab diya "mai ek raat yahaa rookana chaahata hoo . . . . . ."

chuTakula # 109.

jon , ek sundar sekreTaree , ne lagabhag apanee pooree chhuTTiyaa apane hoTal kee chhat par sooryasnaan lete hue bitaane kee sochee. pahale din usane ;baathing sooT' pahana magar doosare din usane socha ki koee dekhane vaala to hai nahee isalie usane use bhee utaar diyaa.

usane shuroo kiya hee tha ki use seeDhiyo par kisee ke dauDakar aane kee aahaT sunee. vo peT ke bal leTee huee thee isalie usane keval ek tauliye se apane pichhale hisse ko Dhank liyaa.

"maaf keejiega maiDam" pareshaan lag rahe hoTal ke sahaayak prabandhak ne bhaag kar aane se huee tej saanso par kaaboo paate hue kahaa. "hoTal ko is baat se koee aapatti nahee hai ki aap chhat par soory snaan kar rahee hai. magar ham chaahenge ki aap kal kee hee tarah apana ;baathing sooT' pahane rakhe."

;isase kya fark paData hai." jon ne shaanti se poochhaa. "yahaa muze koee nahee dekh raha hai aur isake alaava mainne apane ko tauliye se Dhank rakha hai."

"aisa nahee hai" pareshaan vyakti ne kaha "aap bhojan kaksh kee paaradarshee chhat par leTee huee hai . . . . . . . . ."

chuTakula # 110.

pr . : aap ek paakistaanee Taink ko baDhane se kaise rokenge.

u . : us aadamee ko golee maarakar jo use dhakel raha hai.

pr . : kya aapane karaanchee me huee durghaTana ke baare me suna hai.

u . : vahaa ke ek shoping kompleks me bijalee ke chale jaane kee vajah se 4 ghaNTe tak log ;eskeleTar' me aTake rahe.

pr . : kya aapane paakistaanee haileekopTar kee durghaTana ke baare me sunaa.

u . : paayalaT ko ThaND lag rahee thee so usane pankha band kar diyaa.

pr . : aapane karaanchee ke mukhy raashTreey pustakaalay ke band hone kee khabar sunee.

u . : kisee ne vahaa kee ;kitaab' chura lee.


pr . : aapane paakistaaniyo se bhare havaee jahaaj ke apaharaN kee ghaTana ke baare me maaloom hai.

u . : aatankavaadiyo ne dhamakee dee hai ki agar unakee maange pooree nahee huee to har ghaNTe ek paakistaanee ko chhoDate jaayenge.

pr . : aap ek paakistaanee ko Doobane se kaise bachaenge.

u . : us ke sir se apane pair haTa kara.

chuTakula # 111.

ek vyakti jab apane ghar jara jaldee pahuncha to usane apane ghar se aurat kee tej saanso kee aavaaje sunaee paDee. vah andar ghusa to usane paaya ki usakee beevee apane bistar par ast vyast haalat me paDee huee hai. use dekhakar usakee beevee cheekhee "bachao muze dil ka daura paD raha hai."

pati turant doosare kamare kee or dauDa DokTar ko fon karane ke lie.

tabhee usaka ek bachcha dauDate hue aaya aur bola "paapa paapa aalamaaree me koee chhupa hai aur usane kapaDe bhee nahee pahane hai."

pati ne aalamaaree kholee aur paaya ki vahaa usaka dost ramesh hai.

vo cheekha "ramesha... tum bhee yaar ajeeb aadamee ho. vahaa meree beevee ko dil ka daura paD raha hai aur tum yahaa bachcho ko Daraane me lage hue ho."

chuTakula # 112.

ek paakistaanee landan ke heethro havaee aD;De par apane ghar raavalapiNDee jaane ke lie TikaT khareedane gayaa. TikaT khiDakee par usane paaya ki kiraaye ke lie usake paas ek pauND kam paD raha hai. koee aur chaara na pa kar usane baakee yaatriyo se vinatee kee "kya aapame se koee muze ek pauND dene kee karpa karegaa." "ye lo" ek saradaarajee ne apane pars se 10 pauND ka noT nikaalate hue kahaa. " . . . baakee rakh lo aur apane saath 9 aur paakistaaniyo ko le jao."

chuTakula # 113.

ek keeDa beeyar ke ek mag me gir jaaye to . . . . .

angrej : mag door fenk kar vahaa se chala jaata hai.

amerikan : keeDa baahar fenk kar beeyar pee jaata hai.

cheenee : keeDa khaakar fir beeyar pee leta hai.

hindustaanee : keeDe ko cheenee ko bechata hai aur beeyar amerikan ko aur fir apane lie doosaree beeyar khareedata hai.

paakistaanee : usake beeyar me keeDa Daalane ke lie hindustaanee ko jimmedaar Thaharaata hai. us mudde ko kaashmeer se joData hai. cheenee se sainik madad maangata hai aur amerikan se doosaree beeyar ke lie udhaar maangata hai.

chuTakula # 114.

benajeer bhuTTo khareedaaree karane ke baad apanee kaar kee or ja rahee thee ki unhe yaad aaya ki davaiyo kee dukaan par rookakar garbhanirodhak goliyaa to khareedana vo bhool hee gayee. so vo jaldee jaldee paas kee meDikal sTors pahunchee aur parchee use dete hue bolee "ise jaldee se de do. kaar me log mera intajaar kar rahe hai."

chuTakula # 115.

ek hindustaanee aur ek paakistaanee ek kapaDe kee dukaan par the. hindustaanee ne dukaanadaar se 7 anDaraviyar dene ko kahaa. dukaanadaar ne utsukataavash poochha "aapako 7 kyo chaahie."

hindustaanee : ek somavaar ke lie ek mangal ke lie aur is tarah baakee . . . .

paakistaanee ne apana rob jamaane ke lie kaha : "muze 12 do."

dukaanadaar : aapako 12 chaahie. vaaha. magar kyo .

paakistaanee : ek janavaree ke lie ek faravaree ke lie aur is tarah baakee . . . . . .


chuTakula # 116.

ek vyakti marane ke baad svarg pahunchaa. yam ne usase kaha "hamaare yahaa kee parampara ke anusaar ye dekhakar ki log apane jeevanasaathee ke prati kitane vafaadaar rahe hai unhe vaahan upalabdh karaaya jaata hai. choonki tum jindagee bhar apanee patnee ke prati nishThaavaan rahe ho mai tumhe yah vimaan deta hoo."

kuchh dino baad yam ne us aadamee ko rote hue dekhaa.

unhonne poochha "mainne tumhe ek vimaan diya hai. fir kya baat hai jo tum ro rahe ho."

usane javaab diya "mainne abhee apanee beevee ko riksha chalaate dekha hai."

chuTakula # 117.

ek achchhe hoTal me rooke ek vyakti ne ek subah mukhy bairee ko apane kamare me bulaayaa.

'guD morning sara.'

'guD morninga. kitanee achchhee subah hai naa.mai naashte me do ubale aNDe loongaa. ek itana kam paka ho ki ekadam pilapila sa ho aur doosara itana ubala ho ki kaThor ho jaane kee vajah se khaate na bane. saath hee jale hue TosT bhee jo chhuree kaanTe se chhoote hee choor ho jaaye.aur makkhan seedhe freejar se nikala hua ho ki use TosT par failaana lagabhag asambhav ho. aur ek bilkul halkee kofee jo garm na ho.'

'yah ek ajeeb sa aarDar hai sara.' bhaunchakke se baire ne kahaa. 'ye bahut mushkil hogaa.'

vyakti ne javaab diya 'oha. lekin ye to vahee hai jo muze kal mila thaa.'

chuTakula # 118.

pr . : ek puroosh aur ek stree me kya fark hai.

u . : ek stree ek puroosh chaahatee hai apanee har jaroorat ke lie.

ek puroosh har aurat chaahata hai apanee ek jaroorat ke lie.

chuTakula # 119.

ravivaar kee praarthana ke baad meree paadaree ke paas pahunchee. vo aansuo me Doobee huyee thee.

paadaree ne poochha "kaun see baat tumhe itana pareshaan kar rahee hai."

usane kaha "oh faadara. mere paas ek bahut bhayaanak khabar hai. kal raat mere pati chal base."

paadaree ne kaha "oha. ye to bahut bura huaa. ye batao meree ki kya jaane se pahale usane koee aakhiree khvaahish kee thee."

usane kaha "haa. usane kee thee . . . faadara."

paadaree ne poochha "usane kya kaha tha meree."

meree bolee "usane kaha tha 'pleej meree vo pistaul neeche rakh do . . . . .'"

chuTakula # 120.

ek zooTh pakaDane kee masheen khareedee gayee. vo is tarah se kaam karatee thee . . . . . agar sach kaha jaaye to masheen koee aavaaj nahee karatee thee. agar zooTh bola jaaye to masheen se aavaaj aatee thee 'Tanaaaa . . . . '.

ab ek bangaalee ek madraasee aur ek saradaarajee ko masheen ke saamane laaya gayaa. ab dekhie . . . .

bangaalee : aami sochata hoo ki ham ek baar me 30 rosogulla kha sakata hoo.

masheen : Tanaaa. . . . . .

bangaalee : nohee nohee. hamaare khyaal se ham ek baar me 10 rasagulla kha sakata hoo.

masheen : koee aavaaj nahee. matalab sach bola gayaa.

madraasee : ham sochata jee ham ek baar 25 dosa kha sakata jee.

masheen : Tanaaa . . . . . . .

madraasee : nahee nahee. ham sochata ki ham ek baar me 10 dosa khaane sakata .

masheen se koee aavaaj nahee.

saradaarajee : mai sochata hoo . . . .

masheen : Tanaaa . . . . . . .

saradaarajee : mai sochata . . . .

masheen : Tanaaa . . . . . . .

chuTakula # 121.

ek pulis ofisar teen 'sayaano' se baat kar raha tha jo ki 'jaasoosee' ka prashikshaN le rahe the. vyakti vishesh ko pahachaanane ke unake kaushal kai pareeksha lene ke lie usane pahale 'sayaane' ko ek tasveer 5 sekaND tak dikhaayee aur fir use haTa liyaa. "ye sandehaaspad vyakti hai. aap ise kaise pahachaanenge."

pahale ne javaab diya "ye to aasaan hai. ham use pakaD lenge kyonki usakee keval ek aankh hai."

pulis ofisar ne kaha "are vo to aisa isalie dikh raha hai kyonki tasveer is Dhang se lee gayee hai."

is ooTapaTaang javaab se thoDa niraash aur gu.sse me aakar usane vo tasveer 5 sekaND doosare 'sayaane' ko dikhaayee aur fir poochha "ye aapaka sandehaaspad vyakti hai. aap ise kaise pahachaanoge."

doosare sayaane ne hansate hue kaha "ise pakaDana to bahut hee aasaan hai kyonki isaka keval ek hee kaan hai."

pulis ofisar ne gusse me aakar kaha "tum dono ke saath dikkat kya hai. Theek hai is is tasveer me keval ek kaan aur ek aankh dikh rahee hai magar aisa isalie hai kyonki ye tasveer bagal se kheenchee gayee hai. kya yahee tumhaaree soch hai."

behad hataash se pulis ofisar ne teesare 'sayaane' ko tasveer dikhaayee aur apane ko shaant banaaye rakhate hue poochha "yah tumhaara aparaadhee hai. tum ise kaise pahachaanoge."

aur usane turant joDa "bevakoofaana javaab dene se pahale achchhee tarah socho."

teesare sayaane ne ek kshaN ke lie tasveer ko dekha aur kaha "hoo . . . . . aparaadhee konTekT lens pahanata hai."

pulis ofisar stabdh aur vismit sa ho gaya kyonki use khud pata nahee tha ki vo konTekT lens pahane hai ya nahee. "ye ek achchha javaab hai . . . . . kuchh der yahee rookana tab tak mai isakee fail kee jaanch karake maaloom karata hoo. vah apane ofis gaya aur kampyooTar par us vyakti kee fail dekhee aur ek baDee see muskaan lie vaapas aayaa. "vaaha. mai to vishvaas nhee kar pa raha hoo. yah sahee hai. aparaadhee vaastav me konTekT lens pahanata hai. bahut achchhe. itana achchhe nishkarsh ka tumane kaise anumaan lagaayaa."

'ye to bahut aasaan hai.' sayaane ne javaab diyaa. 'vo saamaany logo kee tarah chashma to pahan nahee sakata kyonki usakee keval ek aankh hai aur ek kaana."

chuTakula # 122.

jab mai paida hua tha tab 21 tope chalaayee gayee thee.

afasos! sabhee chook gayee.

kya 35 ke baad mahilao ko bachche paida karane chaahiye ?

nahee; 35 bachche kaafee hai.

kya tum meree 18 vee saalagirah par aa rahe ho ?

nahee; mai 5 saal pahale hee ja chuka hoo.

aapaka bhavishy aapake sapano par nirbhar karata hai.

isalie sone jao.

sharaab dheere dheere maar Daalatee hai.

to kya huaa. jaldee kise hai ?

bhagavaan ne rishtedaar banaye hai.

shukr hai; ham dost chun sakate hai.

pichhalee seeT par bachche durghaTana paida karatee hai.

pichhalee seeT par ;durghaTana' bachche paida karatee hai.


ek laDakee saDak kee tarah hotee hai.

jitane adhik moD;utanee hee khataranaaka.

kya tum aisa koee kaam kar sakate ho jo doosare log nahee kar sakate ?

bilakula. mai apana likha hua paDh sakata hoo.

mainne suna hai ki tumhaare paas aisee billee hai jo apana naam letee hai!

haa. "myaoo".

talaak itane saamaany ho chuke hai ki mai aur meree beevee doosaro se alag hone ke lie hee saath rah rahe hai.

chuTakula # 123.

paadaree suleevaan ek vyakti jisaka ant samay kareeb tha ke paas baiThe the. "shaitaan ko dhikkaaro" paadaree ne kahaa. "nahee" us aadamee ne kahaa. "mai kahata hoo shaitaan aur usake kaamo kee ninda karo." paadaree cheekhaa. "nahee" aadamee ne doharaayaa.

"aakhir kyo bhagavaan ke lie aisa kyo." paadaree sulivaan ne poochhaa.

"kyonki" usane kaha "jab tak muze maaloom na paD jaaye ki mai kisake paas jaane vaala hoo mai kisee ko naaraaj nahee karoongaa."

chuTakula # 124.

ek baar laaloo yaadav amerika gaye. vahaa vo ek sarakaaree mantree ke ghar rooke. usaka ghar bahut hee achchha thaa. vo mantree unhe khiDakee ke paas le gaya aur poochha "aapako vo nadee dikh rahee hai."

laaloo ne javaab diya "haa."

"aur aap ko vo pul dikhaayee de raha hai."

laaloo ne kaha "haa."

tab mantree bola "50% (matalab itana kameeshan khaaya).

laaloo ye sunakar khush hue aur us mantree ko apane ghar aane ka nimantraN diyaa. jab vo mantree kuchh samay pashchaat unake yahaa aaya to laaloo ke makaan ko dekhakar chakit rah gayaa. vo usake ghar se bhee baDa aur shaanadaar thaa. usane laaloo se poochha ki unake paas itana paisa kahaa se aayaa.

laaloo use khiDakee ke paas le gaye aur poochha "kya apako vo nadee dikh rahee hai."

javaab mila "haa."

fir laaloo ne poochha "aur aapako vahaa pul dikh raha hai."

"nahee" usane javaab diyaa.

laaloo ne kaha "100%".

chuTakula # 125.

teen kaidee jel se bhaag nikale. ek madraasee ek bangaalee aur ek bihaaree. kee meel bhaagane ke baad unhe ek faarmahaus ke godaam najar aayaa. unhonne vahaa ke bhoose ke kamare me chhipane kee sochee. vahaa pahunchane par unhonne teen baDe bore dekhe taae unhonne usame ghusakar chhipane ka faisala kiyaa.

kareeb ek ghaNTe baad jel ka vaarDan apane aadamiyo ke saath vahaa aa pahunchaa. usane apane ek aadamee ko bhoose ke kamare me khojane ke lie kahaa. vahaa pahunchane par jelar ne usase poochha ki kya dikh raha hai. us aadamee ne chillaakar kaha "keval teen bore."

jelar ne usase kaha ki vo pata kare ki uname kya hai. us aadamee ne pahale bore me ek laat maaree jisame ki madraasee thaa. vo bola "bhau bhau." us aadamee ne jelar ko bataaya ki usame ek kutta hai. fir usane doosare bore me laat maaree. usake andar bangaalee bola "myaoo". us aadamee ne jelar ko bataaya ki usame billee hai. fir usane teesare bore ko ek laat maaree jisame bihaaree band thaa. usane koee aavaaj nahee kee. tab jelar ke aadamee ne fir se laat maaree magar fir koee aavaaj nahee aayee. tab usane baar baar maarana shuroo kiyaa. aakhirakaar bihaaree bola "aaloo."

chuTakula # 126.

paijale ke doosare vibhaag me bheje jaane ke do hafte baad vibhaag pramukh ka fon puraane vibhaag ke pramukh ke paas aayaa. vo gusse me cheekha "aapane kaha tha ki paijale ek jimmedaar karmachaaree hai."

"haa vo hai." puraane vibhaag ke pramukh ne javaab diyaa. "jis saal vo mere vibhaag me tha paanch baar hamaara kampyooTar kharaab hua aur hame fir se shuroo se prograaming karanee paDee. chh: baar khaate ke hisaab me gaDabaD huee. aur in sab kee vajah se muze alsar ho gayaa. aur har baar paijale hee jimmedaar thaa."

chuTakula # 127.

meree shaadee hue 29 saal ho chuke hai. 29 saalo se mai ek hee aurat se prem karata hoo. agar meree beevee ko ye pata chal jaaye to vo muze maar hee Daalegee.

mainne apanee beevee se poochha "is baar shaadee kee saalagirah par tum kahaa jaana chaahogee." usane kaha "kahee bhee jahaa mai nahee gayee hoo." mainne kaha "to fir rasoeeghar ke baare me kya khyaal hai."

meree beevee nayee tarah kee 'DaayaT' par hai. keval kele aur naariyala. usaka vajan to kam nahee hua alabatta ab vo peD par chaDh sakatee hai.

chuTakula # 128.

ek kaar durghaTanaagrast ho gayee. aur jaisa ki hota hai ek bhaaree bheeD ikaT;Tha ho gayee. ek akhabaar ka patrakaar kaar ke paas nahee pahunch pa raha tha jo isase apanee kahaanee banaana chaahataa.

apanee hoshiyaaree dikhaate hue usane jor se chillaana shuroo kiya "muze jaane do do. muze jaane do. jisaka ekseeDeNT hua hai mai usaka beTa hoo.

bheeD ne usake lie jagah bana dee. kaar ke saamane ek gadha paDa hua thaa.

chuTakula # 129.

ek maiksikan Daakoo ne seema paar karane me kushalata haasil kar lee thee aur vo baar baar Teksaas jaakar baink me Dakaitee Daalata thaa. aakhirakaar usake oopar ek baDa sa inaam rakha gaya aur Teksaas ke ek utsaahee inspekTar ne use pakaDane ka nishchay kar liyaa.

ek lambee khojabeen ke baad usane Daakoo ko ek sharaabaghar me pa hee liyaa. usake peechhe pahunchakar usane apanee pistaul Daakoo ke sir par rakh dee aur bola "tum giraftaar kiye jaate ho. batao ki tumane looT ka maal kahaa chhipaaya hai varana mai tumhaara bheja uDa doongaa."

lekin Daakoo angrejee nahee bol sakata tha aur inspekTar ko spenish nahee aatee thee. sanyog se ek vahaa ek vakeel tha jo dono bhaashae jaanata thaa. usane inspekTar kee baat ka anuvaad kar ke Daakoo ko bataayaa. Dar ke maare Daakoo turant bol paDa ki sharaabaghar ke peechhe ek ok ke peD ke neeche saara maal gaDa hua hai.

"isane kya kahaa." inspekTar ne poochhaa.

vakeel ne javaab diya "vah kah raha hai 'bhaag ja bevakoofa. teree itanee aukaat nahee ki too muz par golee chalaaye."

chuTakula # 130.

;el el bee' kee ek kaksha me ek profesar ne apane ek yogy chhaatr se poochha "agar tumhe kisee ko ek santara dena ho to tum kya karoge."

chhaatr ne javaab diya "yah santara lo."

profesar thoDa naaraaj sa huaa. "nahee nahee ek vakeel kee tarah socho."

tab chhaatr ne javaab diya "Theek hai mai kahoonga 'mai etad; dvaara apanee pooree roochi aur bina kisee ke dabaav me yah fal jo santara kahalaata hai usake chhilake ras goode or beej samet deta hoo aur saath hee is baat ka sampoorN adhikaar bhee ki ise lene vaala ise kaaTane chheelane frij me rakhane ya khaane ke lie pooree tarah adhikart hoga aur yah bhee adhikaar rakhega ki ise vo doosare vyakti ko chhilake ras goode aur beej ke bina ya unake saath de sakata hai. aur isake baad mera kisee bhee prakaar se is santare se koee sambandh nahee rah jaayega . . . . . . . . . . . ."

chuTakula # 131.

ek 80 varsh ke vardv ne ek yuvatee se vivaah kar liyaa. kuchh samay baad vo DokTar ke paas gaya aur usase kaha ki use lagata hai ki vo baap banane vaala hai.

DokTar ne kaha "mai aapako ek kahaanee sunaana chaahata hoo ek bhulakkaD sa shikaaree shikaar ke lie jangal me gayaa. vahaa ekaek usake saamane ek sher aa gayaa. usane apanee bandook nikaalee aur paaya ki vo bandook ke badale chhaata le kar aa gaya hai. lekin kuchh aur na kar paane kee vajah se usane chhaate ko hee sher kee taraf taanate hue baTan daba dee. 'dhaany' see aavaaj huee aur sher mar gayaa."

"asambhav". vardv vyakti ne kaha "jaroor kisee ne bagal se golee chalaayee hogee."

DokTar ne kaha "bilakul sahee."

chuTakula # 132.

chikitsa paddhati ka laghu itihaas : "DokTar mere kaan me dard hai."

2000 ee . poorv "yah lo yah jaDee kha lo."

1000 ee . poo . "yah jaDee dharm ke anusaar nahee hai. yah praarthana karo."

1850 eesvee "praarthana karana andhavishvaas hai. yah ghol piyo."

1940 eesvee "yah ghol to saamp ke tel se bana hai. yah golee khao."

1985 eesvee "yah golee beasar hai . ye enTeebaayoTik lo."

2000 eesvee "yah enTeebaayoTik apraakartik hai. lo yah jaDee kha lo."

chuTakula # 133.

havaee uDaan ke anubhav

lufthaansa : lufthaansa ke yaatriyo ne uDaan ke dauraan kaptaan kee yah ghoshaNa sunee : 'deviyo aur sajjano muze bahut khed ke saath yah kahana paD raha hai ki hamaare saare injino ne kaam karana band kar diya hai aur jaldee hee ham samudr me girane vaale hai."

jaahir tha ki yaatree sthiti jaanakar chintit ho gaye magar fir kaptaan kee agalee ghoshaNa kiye jaane par kuchh aashvast se hue.

"deviyo aur sajjano lufthaansa kee taraf se ham aisee paristhitiyo ke lie taiyaar hai aur ham chaahenge ki aap log baiThane kee jagaho me is tarah parivartan kar le ki jo tairana jaanate hai vo daayee taraf aa jaaye aur tairana na jaanane vaale baayee tarafa."

is ghoshaNa ke baad yaatriyo ne kaptaan ke kahane ke anusaar apanee jagahe badal lee.

do minaT baad kaptaan ne fir se ghoshaNa kee. "hamaara vimaan ab samudr par tair raha hai. sabhee tairaak jo daayee taraf hai karpaya aapaatakaaleen dvaar khole aur tairakar jahaaj se turant door chale jaaye. baayee or ke na tairana jaanane vaalo ke lie . . . . alavidaa. lufthaansa uDaane ke lie dhanyavaada.

briTish eyaravej : mai aapaka kaipTan sinkleyar bol raha hoo. apane saathiyo kee or se mai aapaka briTish eyaravej kee nyoo yaark se landan kee uDaan kramaank 602 me aapaka svaagat karata hoo. abhee ham aTalaanTik mahaasaagar me 35000 feeT kee oonchaee par hai. agar aap khiDakee se 'sTaaraborD' kee taraf dekhenge to aap paaayenge ki dono 'sTaaraborD' injino me aag lag chukee hai. agar aap khiDakee se 'porT' kee taraf dekhenge to aapako pata chalega ki 'porT ving' gir chuka hai. agar aap neeche aTalaanTik mahaasaagar kee or dekhenge to aapako ek chhoTee see peelee jeevan nauka dikhaayee degee jisame ki teen vyakti aapakee or haath hila rahe hai. yah mai aapaka kaipTan mera sahachaalak aur ek parichaarika hai. yah ek rikaarD kiya hua sandesh hai. dhanyavaada."

namaskaar deviyo aur sajjano. mai banta sinh panjaab eyaravej me aapaka svaagat karata hoo.

maim uDaan me chaar din kee deree ke lie kshama chaahata hoo.

yah nee dillee ke lie uDaan kramaank 126 hai. dillee me utarane kee mai koee gaaranTee nahee de sakata magar ham koshish karenge ki poorv kee or hee kahee apanee yaatra khatm kare. aur agar aapaka bhaagy aapake saath hai to ho sakata hai ki ham aapake gaanv me hee utare.

panjaab eyaravej ka suraksha ke maamale me ek shaanadaar keertimaan raha hai. vaastav me hamaare suraksha ke maapadaND itane uchch hai ki aatankavaadee bhee hamaare saath uDane me Darate hai.

baDee khushee ke saath mai yah bataana chaahata hoo ki is saal hamane 50 pratishat se adhik yaatriyo ko sakushal unakee manjil tak pahunchaaya hai. jinake saath aisa nahee ho saka unake nikaT rishtedaaro ko saantvana dene me hamaare karmachaariyo paryaapt anubhavee hai.

hamaaree parichaarika babalee ko ' nyaayaalay ke baahar maamale ko sulazaane ke hamaare niyamo ' kee jaanakaaree dene me khushee hogee.

agar aapako hamaare injin bahut shor machaane vaale lage to yaatriyo ke anurodh par ham unhe band kar sakate hai.

hamaare dhaarmik kism ke yaatriyo ke lie ham ekamaatr eyaralain hai jo aapako yah vishvaas dilaane me madad karate hai ki 'bhagavaan sachamuch hai.'

hame yah soochit karate hue khed ho raha hai ki ham aaj uDaan ke dauraan film nahee dikha paayenge kyonki ham use Tee vee se rikaarD karana bhool gaye.lekin filmo ke shaukeeno ko dhyaan me rakhate hue ham apana jahaaj eyar inDiya ke saath saath uDaayenge jisase ki ki usame dikhaaayee ja rahee film kebin kee khiDakee se dekhee ja sake.

suraksha jaikeT aapakee seeT ke neeche hai aur kisee emarjensee me koodane kee aavashyakata hone par tairaakee kee poshaak muft dee jaayegee.

karpaya seet par baiThe rahe aur belT baandh le. jo log seeT belT na DhoonDh paaaye vo apanee belT se hee apane haath ko seeT se baandh le.

muze khed hai ki is uDaan me mai aapake saath nahee rahoonga kyonki muze apane bhateeje kee shaadee me jaana hai. lekin ise apane ghar kee hee tarah samazie aur vimaan uDaane me sahachaalak kee madad keejie.

panjaab eyaravej ko chunane ke lie dhanyavaad aur shubh yaatraa.

chuTakula # 134.

santa sinh apanee puraanee maarooti bechana chaahata tha jo 100000 ki . mee . se bhee adhik chal chukee thee. choonki koee use khareedane ko taiyaar nahee tha vo apane dost ke paas pahuncha aur use bechane ke lie madad maangee.

dost use salaah dee ki vo kaar ke 'speeDomeeTar' kee sankhya ko 30000 ke kareeb kar de taaki vah apane kisee graahak ko kah sake ki gaaDee ka istemaal bahut kam hua hai.

santa sinh ko suzaav pasand aayaa. kuchh hafte baad vahee dost usase mila aur usane jaanana chaaha ki vo kaar nikaal paaya ya nahee. santa sinh ne javaab diya "tum paagal ho kyaa. kaun apanee kaar bechega jo keval 30000 ki . mee . chalee ho."

chuTakula # 135.

ek ummeedavaar ne ek kampanee ko apana aavedanapatr is tarah se bheja :

aapake dvaara diye gaye vijnyaapan ke anusaar "ek TaipisT aur ekaunTenT . . puroosh ya mahila" kee jaroorat hai. choonki mai kee saalo se dono hoo aur dono ko sambhaal sakata hoo mai is pad ke lie aavedan kar raha hoo.

ek karmachaaree ne chhuTTee ke lie is tarah aavedan kiya :

"choonki muze apanee beevee ke saath apanee jameen bechane gaanv jaana hai karpaya muze ek saptaah kee chhuTTee kee anumati dene kee karpa kare."

ek aur karmachaaree ne aadhe din kee chhuTTee is tarah se maangee :

"choonki muze shmashaan ghaaT jaana hai aur mai vaapas nahee aa paoonga muze aadhe din ka aakasmik avakaash dene ka kashT kare."

chuTakula # 136.

santa sinh jo ki ek achchha khaasa ameer tha ko usake DokTar ne kuchh dino ke lie aaraam karane kee salaah dee. usane bahaama me kareeb do hafte chhuTTee bitaaane ka nishchay kiyaa.

usane apane sabhee jaanane vaalo aur parivaar vaalo ko sakht nirdesh diye ki use ghar se koee bhee khabar na dee jaaye jisase ki vo pareshaan ho.

do hafte baad havaee aD;De par usaka dost banta sinh use lene aayaa. aur un dono me ye baate huee.

"aur bhee bantaa. ghar se koee khabar hai kyaa. ab tum muze chhoTee se chhoTee baat bhee bata sakate ho."

"keval ek khabar hai. baDee khabara. jab tum baahar the us dauraan tumhaara kutta mar gayaa. usake alaava koee aur khabar nahee hai."

"mera kutta mar gayaa. ye to bahut bura huaa. vo kaise mar gayaa."

"kutte ne thoDa ghoDe ka jala hua maans kha liya thaa. aur isee vajah se vo mar gayaa."

"ghoDe ka jala hua maansa. use ghoDe ka jala hua maans khaane ko kahaa milaa."

"asal me santa tumhaare ghoDo ka astabal jalakar raakh ho gayaa. sabhee ghoDe aur gaaye bhee jalakar mar gaye. aag buzane ke baad kutta vahaa gaya aur usane ghoDo ka maans kha liya aur isee kaaraN vah mar gayaa."

"mera astabal jal gayaa. usame aag kaise lagee."

"tumhaare ghar se kuchh chingaariyaa astabal par giree aur usane bhee aag pakaD lee. jab aag buzee kutta vahaa gaya aur usane ghoDo ka maans kha liya aur isee kaaraN vah mar gayaa."

"mera ghar bhee jal gayaa. mere ghar ko aag kaise lagee."

ghar me kuchh 'diye' jal rahe the. parde ke kaafee paas hone ke kaaraN un diyo se pardo me aag lag gayee. aag chhat tak pahunchee jahaa se chingaariyaa astabal par giree jisase astabal jal gayaa. aag buzane ke baad kutta vahaa gaya aur ghoDe ka jala hua maans kha liyaa. aur isee ne usakee jaan le lee.

"sabase pahalee baat to ye ki vahaa diye kyo jal rahe the."

"diye mart shareer ke paas jalaaye gaye the."

"mart shareera. kaun mar gayaa."

"tumhaara kutta mar gayaa. lekin vo laash tumhaaree maa kee thee. aur unakee laash ke paas rakhe diyo se shuroo huyee aag se astabal jal gayaa.jab aag buzee kutta vahaa gaya aur usane ghoDo ka maans kha liya aur isee kaaraN vah mar gayaa."

"meree maa mar gayee. aisa kya hua ki meree maa kee jaan chalee gayee"

"muze to pata nahee ki kis vajah se unakee jaan chalee gayee. lekin aas paDos me afavaah hai ki isaka kaaraN vah sadama hai jo tumhaaree beevee ke Draivar ke bhaag jaane se unhe huaa. lekin isake alaava koee aur khabar nahee hai."

chuTakula # 137.

Daakaghar pahunchane par ek vyakti ne achchhe kapaDe pahane hue ek prauDh se ganje aadamee ko kaoonTar par khaDa paayaa. vo baDe Dhang se gulaabee badhaee patro par TikaT laga raha thaa. harek lifaafe par dil ka nishaan bana hua thaa. fir usane parafyoom kee ek botal nikaalee aur un par spre karana shuroo kar diyaa.

utasukataavash vo us aadamee ke paas pahuncha aur usase poochha ki vo kya kar raha hai.

us aadamee ne kaha "mai 1000 vaileNTain kaarD bhej raha hoo 'socho kaun' likhakara."

"lekin kyo" vyakti ne poochhaa.

"mai talaak ka vakeel hoo." aadamee ne javaab diyaa.

chuTakula # 138.

"misTar klaarka. muze khed hai mere paas ek buree khabar hai." DokTar ne bechain se mareej se kahaa. "aap keval 6 maah aur jinda rah paenge."

vah aadamee kuchh der stabdh sa baiTha rahaa. fir apane ko saamaany karata hua vo maafee maangane ke andaaj me bola ki usake paas meDikal beema nahee hai. "mai tab tak aapako aapake paise nahee de paoongaa."

"Theek hai" DokTar ne kaha "chalo tab ise 9 maheene kar lete hai."

chuTakula # 139.

vishvavid;yaalay me naye vid;yaarthiyo ko chayan ke lie mukhy pareeksha ka 'saamaany angrejee' ka paracha chal raha thaa. pareeksha haal me kareeb 800 laDake the. pareeksha do ghaNTe kee thee aur prashnapatr baanT diye gaye the. nireekshaN ke rahe profesar kaafee sakht the aur unhonne laDako se kah diya tha ki koee kopee jo unakee mej par Theek do ghaNTe ke andar nahee pahunchegee ko sveekaar nahee kee jaayegee aur us laDake ko anutteerN maana jaayegaa.

laghabhag aadhe ghaNTe baad ek laDaka dauDate hue aaya aur profesar se prashnapatr aur kopee kee maang kee. "tum ise samay par khatm nahee kar paoge." profesar ne use dete hue kahaa.

"nahee mai kar loongaa." laDake ne javaab diyaa. fir vah baiThakar likhane me juT gayaa.

do ghaNTe ke baad profesar ne kopiyo kee maang kee aur sabhee chhaatro ne unhe apanee apanee kopiyaa unhe de dee sivaay us laDake ke jo deree se aaya tha aur abhee bhee likhane me laga thaa."

aadhe ghaNTe baad vo aakhiree chhaatr profesar ke paas aaya jo apanee jagah par baiTh kar agalee pareeksha kee taiyaaree kar rahe the. usane apanee kopee pahale kee jama kee huee kopiyo ke Dher par rakhane kee koshish kee.

"nahee tum nahee rakh sakate. mai ise lene vaala nahee hoo. samay khatm ho chuka hai."

laaparavaah dikhate hue chhaatr ne gusse se kaha "aap ko pata hai mai kaun hoo."

"nahee. vaastav me mai nahee jaanataa." profesar ne maano usaka majaak uDaate hue javaab diyaa.

"kya aapako pata hai mai kaun hoo." chhaatr ne fir se thoDee jor dekar poochhaa.

"nahee aur tum chaahe koee bhee ho muze isakee koee paravaah nahee hai." profesar ne bina prabhaavit hue javaab diyaa.

"bahut achchhe" chhaatr ne kahaa. usane jaldee se kopiyo ka ek baNDal uThaaya aur apanee kopee unake beech me rakh kar unhe mila diya aur kamare se baahar nikal gayaa.

chuTakula # 140.

dvi gaay tantr

samaajavaad

aapake paas do gaay hai. ek aap rakhie ek apane paDosee ko deejie.

saamyavaad

aapake paas do gaay hai. sarakaar dono gaayo ko le legee aur usake doodh ko aapame aur aapake paDosee me baanTegee.

faaseevaad

aapake paas do gaay hai. aap doodh sarakaar ko deejie aur sarakaar aapako vaapas bechegee.

naajeevaad

aapake paas do gaay hai. sarakaar aapako golee maarakar gaay apane kabje me kar legee.

poonjeevaad

aapake paas do gaay hai. aap unhe duhie aur Dher saara doodh naalee me baha deejie taaki keemate adhik banee rahe.

udaaravaad

aapake paas do gaay hai. aap unhe duhie aur doodh gaayo ko hee pila deejie.

araajakataavaad

aapake paas do gaay hai. gaay aapako maar kar ek doosare ko duhengee.

prashaasanavaad laalafeetaashaahee

aapake paas do gaay hai. aap 17 faarm teen pratilipiyo me bharate rahate hai aur aapako unhe duhane ka samay hee nahee milataa.

aadarshavaad

aapake paas do gaay hai. aap vivaah kar lete hai aur aapakee patnee unhe duhatee hai.

yathaarthavaad

aapake paas do gaay hai. aap vivaah kar lete hai aur fir bhee aap hee unaka doodh nikaalate hai.

chuTakula # 141.

saankhyikee ke ek chhaatr ne apane aakhiree saal ke projekT ke lie ek sarvekshaN karane ka nishchay kiyaa. yah sochakar ki kahee yah ek ubaoo projekT na ho usane logo ke pasandeeda manoranjan ke baare me pata karane ka faisala kiyaa.

shikshak ke anusaar kam se kam 100 namoone hone chaahie the so usane apana kaam kolej ke paas kee ek baDee rihaayashee imaarat se shuroo kiyaa.

usane pahale daravaaja khaTakhaTaaya aur ek aadamee baahar nikalaa.

"sar aap ka aapaka naam kya hai." chhaatr ne poochhaa.

"jon".

"sar mai kolej kee taraf se ek sarvekshaN par hoo aur mai aapake pasandeeda manoranjan ke baare me jaanana chaahoongaa."

"nahaate samay bulabul ko dekhana" javaab aayaa.

usane yah anokha javaab pasand aaya aur vah aage baDha aur agale daravaaje par pahunchaa.

"sar aap ka aapaka naam kya hai." chhaatr ne poochhaa.

"jef".

"sar kya aap bataenge ki aapaka priy manoranjan kya hai."

"nahaate samay bulabul ko dekhana" javaab thaa.

vo thoDa chakit sa hua aur vo imaarat ke baakee logo se yah savaal poochhata raha aur un sabhee ne yahee uttar diya "nahaate samay bulabul ko dekhana".

usane is imaarat ko chhoDa aur saamane ke Dher saare chhoTe makaano kee taraf baDha apana sarvekshaN jaaree rakhane ke lie.

pahale makaan par usane dastak dee aur ek sundar laDakee ne daravaaja kholaa.

hamaare sarvekshak ne shuroo kiya "aapaka naam kya hai."

"bulabul".

chuTakula # 142.

Teksaas ka ek kisaan chhuTTiyaa bitaane aasTreliya gayaa. vahaa vo ek aasTreliyaee kisaan se milaa. aasTreliyan kisaan ne use apane baDe baDe gehoo ke faarm dikhaaye jis par Teksaas ka kisaan bola "are hamaare yahaa to gehoo ke khet kam se kam isake dogune baDe hote hai." fir vo chaaraagaah ke chaaro or thoDa ghoome aur aasTreliyan kisaan ne use gaayo ka zuND dikhaayaa. Teksaas ke kisaan ne turant kaha "hamaare yahaa kee gaaye kam se kam in gaayo se do gunee baDee hotee hai." isake baad dono ke beech baatacheet lagabhag khatm see ho gayee. tabhee Teksaas ke kisaan ne kangaarooo ke ek zuND ko koodate dekhaa. usane poochha "ye kaun see cheej hai." aasTreliyan ne lagabhag avishvaasapoorN lahaje me kaha "kyo tumhaare yahaa TiD;De nahee hote."

chuTakula # 143.

ek daarshanik ne das saal tak apane aap ko ek kamare me band sa kar liya is savaal par chintan karane ke lie ki 'jindagee kya hai'. jab vah baahar aaya to vah apane ek puraane saathee se milaa. usane poochha ki vo itane samay tak kahaa thaa.

"ek kamare me" usane javaab diyaa. "mai jaanana chaahata tha ki vaastav me jindagee kya hai."

"aur tumane javaab pa liyaa."

"haa" usane javaab diyaa. "mere khyaal se yah kahana sabase jyaada sahee hai ki jindagee ek pul ke samaan hai."

"ye bahut achchhee baat kahee hai tumane." usake saathee ne kahaa. "magar kya tum thoDa aur khul kar bataoge. kya tum muze bataoge ki jindagee ek pul ke samaan kyo hai."

"oh" daarshanik ne kuchh der sochane ke baad javaab diya "shaayad tum sahee ho. shaayad jindagee pul ke samaan nahee hai."

chuTakula # 144.

apanee shaadee ke din ke ek raat pahale ek joDa kaar durghaTana me maara gayaa. svarg me pahunchane par unhonne chitragupt se poochha ki kya ve abhee bhee shaadee kar sakate hai. tab khud bhagavaan ne unhe milane ko bulaayaa.

bhagavaan ne kaha "mai tumhaaree ichchha pooree hone ka var deta hoo. magar abhee nahee. ho sakata hai isame kuchh din ya kuchh saal bhee lag jaaye lekin tum log shaadee kar sakoge."

paanch saal aaye aur chale gaye aur fir unhe aakhirakaar unhe shaadee ke lie bula liya gayaa. kuchh hee dino baad ve fir bhagavaan ke paas pahunche yah jaanane ke lie ki kya ve talaak le sakate hai. ve pooree tarah se nishchit the ki unakee shaadee jyaada din tak nahee chal sakegee.

bhagavaan ne kaha "muze paanch saal lag gaye ek pujaaree ko svarg me laane ke lie. kya tumhe anumaan bhee hai ki ek vakeel ko yahaa laane me kitane saal lag jaenge."

chuTakula # 145.

signal par khaDee rols royas ke paas ek embeseDar aakar rookee. embeseDar ka Draivar khiDakee se zaank kar rols ke Draivar kee or chillaayaa. "haaya. are yaar tumhaaree kaar to baDee shaanadaar hai. kya tumhaaree rols me fon hai. meree embeseDar me to hai."

rols royas ke Daivar ne usakee taraf dekha aur kaha "haa isame fon laga hai."

embeseDar ke Draivar ne fir kaha "bahut baDhiyaa. kya isame frij bhee hai. meree embeseDar kee pichhalee seeT me ek frij bhee hai."

rols ke Draivar ne thoDa zllaakar kaha "haa mere paas frij bhee hai."

ek baar fir embeseDar ke Draivar ne poochha "shaanadaara. achchha kya isame Tee vee bhee laga hai. tumhe pata hai meree kaar me Tee vee bhee laga hai."

ab rols ke Draivar ne thoDe gusse me aate hue kaha "beshak isame Tee vee bhee hai. rols royas duniya kee sabase behatareen aur aaraamadeh kaar hai."

embeseDar ke Draivar ne kaha "bahut hee baDhiya yaara. achchha tumhaaree kaar me bistar hai ya nahee. meree embeseDar ke pichhale hisse me ek bistar bhee laga hai."

is baat par zallaakar ki usakee kaar me bistar nahee hai rols royas ka Draivar tejee se vahaa se chala gayaa. aur seedha Deelar ke paas pahunchaa. vahaa usane baakaayada hukm diya ki usakee kaar me ek bistar hona chaahie. agalee subah Draivar ne apanee kaar lee. naya bistar baDa hee shaanadaar thaa.

ab Draivar ne us embeseDar kee khoj shuroo kee. vo poore din ghoomata rahaa. aakhirakaar der raat usane us embeseDar kaar ko ek jagah khaDa pa hee liya jisake andar maano bhaap see jamee thee. rols royas ka Draivar baahar nikala aur embeseDar par dastak dee. koee javaab na aane par usane baar baar khaTakhaTaaya aur antat: embeseDar ke maalik ne apana sir baahar nikaala jo pooree tarah bheega hua thaa.

"meree kaar me ab bistar bhee hai." rols royas ke Draivar ne gusse se kahaa.

embeseDar ke Draivar ne usakee or dekha aur bola "ye bataane ke lie tumane muze 'shovar' se baahar bula liyaa."

chuTakula # 146.

ek kampanee ke bos ko achaanak kisee jarooree kaam se apane ek adheenasth karmachaaree kee aavashyakata paDee. usane karmachaaree ke ghar fon lagaaya to use ek bachche kee fusafusaatee aavaaj me javaab mila "hailo".

bos ne poochha "kya tumhaare paapa ghar par hai."

"haa" maheen aavaaj ne fusafusaakar kahaa.

"kya mai unase baat kar sakata hoo." bos ne poochhaa.

bos ko baDa aashchary hua jab bachche ne kaha "nahee."

kisee vayask vyakti se baat karane kee sochakar usane fir poochha "kya tumhaaree mammee ghar par hai."

"haa" javaab milaa.

"kya mai unase baat kar sakata hoo."

fir se javaab mila "nahee".

yah sochakar ki itane chhoTe bachche ko akele ghar par nahee chhoDa gaya hoga us vyakti ko jo usakee dekhabhaal kar raha hoga ko sandesh dene kee sochakar bos ne fir se poochha "kya tumhaare ghar me koee aur bhee hai."

"haa" bachcha fusafusaaya "ek pulis".

is baat par chakit hote hue ki pulis vaala vahaa kya kar raha hai bos ne poochha "kya mai us pulis se baat kar sakata hoo."

"nahee vah vyast hai." bachcha fir fusafusaakar bolaa.

"kis kaam me vyast hai." bos ne poochhaa.

"mammee paapa aur faayaramain se baat karane me." dheemee see aavaaj aayee.

chintit bos kee chinta aur baDh gayee jab usane fon par haileekopTar jaisee aavaaj sunee aur usane poochha "ye aavaaj kaisee hai."

"hailee kaapar" fir se dheema javaab milaa.

"vahaa ho kya raha hai." ab bos kaafee chintit sa ho gayaa.

bachche ne javaab diya " hailee kaapar se kuchh khojane vaale log utare hai."

bos ne poochha "vo vahaa kyo aaye hai."

abhee bhee fusafusaate hue bachche ne kilakate hue kaha "vo muze DhoonDh rahe hai."

chuTakula # 147.

ek mahila dukaan me Tee vee khareedane gayee. selsamain ne ek khaas Tee vee seT kee taareef kee aur usake saath ke rimoT kanTrol se milane vaale aaraam ke baare me bataayaa. ye saadhaaraN seT ke mukaabale thoDa adhik mahanga jaroor tha magar aaraam kursee par baiThakar Dher saare chainalo ko aaraam se badalakar dekha ja sakata thaa.

'suno beTa', mahila ne kaha ,'muze rimoT kanTrol kee jaroorat nahee hai. apane chh: bachcho ke hote Tee vee kanTrol karane kee meree sambhaavanae bahut door kee baat hai. isalie mai saadhaaraN Tee vee hee loongee.'

chuTakula # 148.

"vishv ke pramukh siddhaant "

saamantavaad : aapake paas do gaaye hai. aapaka maalik kuchh doodh le leta hai.

shuddh samaajavaad : aapake paas do gaaye hai. sarakaar unhe aap se le kar doosaree gaayo ke saath gaushaale me band kar detee hai. aapako sabhee gaayo ka dhyaan rakhana paData hai. sarakaar aapako ek gilaas doodh detee hai.

naukarashaahee samaajavaad : aapakee gaaye poorv murgeepaaalak ke dvaara sambhaalee jaatee hai. aapako un murgiyo kee dekhabhaal karanee paDatee hai jo sarakaar ne murgeepaalak se lee thee. sarakaar aapako utane aNDe aur doodh detee hai jo niyamo ke hisaab se aapako chaahie.

faaseevaad : aapake paas do gaaye hai. sarakaar dono le letee hai aur aapako unakee dekhabhaal ke lie niyukt karatee hai aur aapako doodh bechatee hai.

shuddh saamyavaad ( kamyunijm ) : aap apanee gaaye apane paDosee ke saath saaze me rakhate hai. aap aur aapaka paDosee is baat par bahas karate hai ki kaun sabase adhik 'yogy' hai aur kaun sabase adhik 'jarooratamand'. is dauraan koee kaam nahee karata aur na hee doodh paata hai aur gaaye bhookh se mar jaatee hai.

roosee saamyavaad : aapake paas do gaaye hai. aap dono kee dekhabhaal karate hai magar sarakaar poora doodh le letee hai. aap vaapas jitana ho sake utana doodh chura lete hai aur use 'blaik maarkeT' me bech dete hai.

taanaashaahee : aapake paas do gaaye hai. sarakaar un dono ko lekar aap par Taiks lagaatee hai.

shuddh prajaatantr : aapake paas do gaaye hai. aapaka paDosee yah tay karata hai ki doodh kise milegaa.

pratinidhivaadee prajaatantr : aapake paas do gaaye hai. aapaka paDosee kisee ko chunata hai yah bataane ke lie ki doodh kaun legaa.

naukarashaahee : aapake paas do gaaye hai. pahale to sarakaar yah niyantrit karatee hai ki aapako kab gaay ko chaara dena hai aur kab use duhana hai. fir use na duhane ke lie aapako paise detee hai. fir dono aapase lekar ek ko maar detee hai aur doosare ka doodh nikaalakar doodh naalee me baha detee hai. fir aapako khoyee gaay ke lie faarm bharane ko kaha jaata hai.

poonjeevaad : aapake paas gaay nahee hai. baink aapako udhaar nahee deta kyonki bandhak rakhane ke lie aapake paas koee gaay nahee hai.

poorN araajakata : aapake paas do gaaye hai. ya to aap doodh sahee keemat par bechate hai ya aapake paDosee aapako maarakar gaay lene kee koshish karate hai.

chuTakula # 149.

naye klark ke kaamo me jaj ke lie din kee shurooaat me garm kaafee ka ek kap laana bhee shaamil thaa.

har subah jaj naaraaj ho jaata tha ki usaka kap keval do tihaee bhara hota thaa. klark ne samazaaya ki kofee ThaNDee na ho jaaye isalie use jaldee jaldee aana paData hai aur is dauraan kuchh kofee baahar chhalak jaatee hai.

jaj kee kisee cheekh pukaar aur DaanT ne itana asar nahee dikhaaya ki use kaafee ka kap bhara hua mil jaaye. aakhirakaar usane klark ko dhamakaaya ki agar ye silasila jaaree raha to vo usakee tanakhvaah bhee ek tihaee kaaT legaa.

agalee subah usaka abhivaadan kofee ke labaalab bhare hue kap se huaa. usakee agalee subah bhee aur usakee bhee agalee subaha.

jaj apanee safalata ko chhupa nahee paaya aur muskuraate hue klark kee nayee 'Teknik' kee taareef kee.

"oh usame aisee koee khaas baat nahee hai." klark ne khush ho kar kaha ,"mai kofee room ke baahar aate hee munh me kofee bhar leta hoo aur aapake ofis ke baahar vaapas aapake kap me bhar deta hoo."

chuTakula # 150.

jaisa ki kabhee kabhee Taiksee Draivar karate hai apana Taiksee Draivar bhaaree Traifik me laaparavaahee se gaaDee idhar udhar nikaal raha thaa. kuchh khataranaak haadaso se baal baal bachane par usakee savaaree aage zukee aur bolee "karpa karake kya tum thoDee saavadhaanee se chaloge. ghar par mere chh: bachche hai."

"maiDam" Draivar baDabaDaaya "aapake chh: bachche hai aur fir bhee aap itana hausala rakhatee hai ki muze saavadhaan rahane ko kahe ! "

chuTakula # 151.

shikaago ke praagaitihaasik sangrahaalay me kuchh paryaTak Daayanaasaur ke haD;iDayo ke Dhaanche par aashchary kar rahe the. uname se ek ne gaarD se poochha "kya aap bata sakate hai ki ye Daayanaasaur kee haD;iDayaa kitanee puraanee hongee ?"

gaarD ne javaab diya " ye 30 laakh chaar saal aur chh: maah puraanee hai."

"yah to kamaal hai. aap ko itanee sahee umr kaise maaloom hai ?" paryaTak ne poochhaa.

gaarD ne javaab diya " aisa hai ki jab mai yahaa kaam karana shuroo kiya tha tab ye 30 laakh saal puraanee thee aur yah chaar saal chh: maah pahale kee baat hai."

chuTakula # 152.

ek das varsheey laDaka gaNit me kamajor hote ja raha thaa. usake maata pita ne harasambhav koshish kee , nijee T;yooTaro se lekar sammohan taka. magar koee faayadaanahee huaa. aakhirakaar apane ek mitr kee salaah par unhonne use ek nijee kaitholik vid;yaalay me bhartee karane ka nirNay kar liyaa.

pahale din ke skool ke baad usake maa baap usake chehare ke nishchit lagan aur lakshy ko pa lene vaalo bhaav dekhakar dang se rah gaye. vo seedha apane kamare me gaya aur daravaaja band karake kareeb do ghaNTe tak apanee gaNit kee kitaabe se joozata rahaa. khaane ke lie vah kamare se baahar nikala aur khaane ke turant baad vaapas apane kamare me jaakar paDhaee me juT gayaa. yah silasila jaaree raha jab tak ki timaahee pareeksha ka pareekshaafal ka kaarD nahee aa gayaa.

laDake ne apane bina khule riporT kaarD mej par rakha aur seedha apane kamare me chala gayaa. usakee maa ne saavadhaanee se use khola aur chaunka dene ke lie gaNit ke saamane laal rang me 'a' likha thaa. behad khush hokar usake maa baap usake kamare kee or tejee se baDhe.

"kya yah shikshika hai jisake kaaraN aisa hua ?" pita ne poochhaa.

laDake ne keval sir hilaaya "nahee".

"kya yah ek ek laDake ke oopar khaas dhyaan dene ke kaaraN hua ?"

"nahee".

"kitaabe ? maahaul ?"

"na" laDake ne javaab diyaa. "pahale din jab mai saamane ke daravaaje se ghusa to mainne dekha ki us aadamee ko dhan chih;na (+) par keelo se Thonk diya gaya hai. mai samaz gaya ki vo kitane kaDe hai us maamale me."

chuTakula # 153.

"priye" pati ne apanee patnee se kaha "mainne apane ek dost ko khaane par bulaaya hai."

"kyaa. tum paagal ho kyaa. poora ghar ganda paDa hai. mai baajaar nahee gayee hoo. bartan dhule nahee hai aur mera koee khaas pakaane ka bilakul mooD nahee hai.

"muze ye sab pata hai."

"fir tum ne apane dost ko khaane par kyo bulaaya ?"

"kyonki vo bevakoof shaadee karane kee soch raha hai."

chuTakula # 154.

sthaaneey sharaabakhaane me ye sanvaad sune gaye :

"are saima. kaash ki tum mere paas yahaa hote ! "

"lekin Tom mai yahee hoo. dekho mai tumhaare saamane baiTha hoo."

"nahee tum nahee ho."

"haa mai yahee hoo."

"mai siddh kar sakata hoo ki tum nahee ho. 50 roo . kee shart rahee."

"Theek hai karo."

"tum nyu yaark me nahee ho. kya tum vahaa ho ?"

"ye sahee hai."

"aur tum monTriyal me bhee nahee ho."

"Theek hai."

"aur tum pakkee taur par peris me nahee ho."

"nahee".

"agar tum nyu yaark me nahee ho monTriyal me nahee ho aur na hee peris me ho to tumhe kahee aur hona chaahie ?"

"ye samazadaaree kee baat lagatee hai."

"achchha agar tum kahee aur ho to tum yahaa nahee ho sakate. to paise nikaale. muze 50 roo . do."

"nahee de sakata "

"kyo ?"

"mai yahaa hoo hee nahee."

chuTakula # 155.

ek aurat jo apana vajan kam karana chaahatee thee ne apane frij me ek dubalee patalee sundar moDal ka chitr laga diya jo use usake lakshy kee yaad dilaata thaa. tarakeeb kaam kar gayee aur usane paaya ki ek maah me usaka vajan 5 kilo kam ho gaya hai.

isake vipareet yah hua ki usaka pati vo tasveer dekhane ke lie baar baar frij tak jaaya karata tha aur usaka vajan 8 kilo baDh gayaa.

chuTakula # 156.

banta sinh ek faishan kee dukaan me gaya aur vahaa usane ek eksare chashma paayaa. usane use laga kar dekha magar vo pooree tarah santushT nahee hua magar fir selsamain ne molabhaav karake use bech diyaa.

vaapas ghar jaate samay raaste me banta ne vo chashma pahan liya aur kamaal ho gayaa. use saDak par saare log bilakul nange dikhane lage. usane ek pal ke lie chashma utaara aur sabhee log kapaDe pahane hue the. vaapas pahana aur saare log bina kapaDo me. "vaah" banta ne sochaa.

jab vah ghar pahuncha to vah apanee beevee ko yah nayee cheej dikhaane ke lie utaavala ho uTha magar vo kahee dikhee nahee. vo beDaroom me gaya aur paaya ki usakee beevee aur santa sinh bistar par hai bina kapaDo me.

usane apana chashma utaara aur fir bhee vo dono bina kapaDo me the. fir se chashma pahana lekin ab bhee vo bina kapaDo me the.

banta bahut gusse me aa gaya aur chillaaya ,"saalaa. mainne is chashme ke lie 3000 roo . kharch kie aur ye pahale se hee kharaab hai."

chuTakula # 157.

mareej : is daant ko nikaalane ke kitane paise lagenge ?

DokTar : 200 roo ..

mareej : jara see der ke kaam ke lie 200 roo .!

DokTar : agar aap chaahe to mai dheere dheere nikaal sakata hoo.

chuTakula # 158.

ek baar teen bevakoof baate kar rahe the. ek ne kaha agar samudr sookh jaaye to machhaliyo ka kya hogaa. doosare bevakoof ne kaha ki vo peDo par chaDh jaengee. is par teesara gusse se bola chup raho , vo gaay nahee hai ki peDo par chaDh jaengee.

chuTakula # 159.

ek pati un logo se bahut chiDhata tha jo usake hisaab se bahut bolate the. haal hee me usane garv se apanee patnee se kaha ki usane suna hai ki puroosh ek din me 2200 shabd istemaal karate hai jabaki aurate 4400.

patnee ne ek pal socha aar bolee ,"aisa isalie hai kyonki aurato ko apanee har baat duharaanee paDatee hai jo ve apane pati se kahatee hai."

yah sunakar bhaunchakke se pati ke munh se nikala ,"kya kaha fir se kahanaa."

chuTakula # 160.

ek loNDree dukaan par borD Tanga tha jis par likha tha "ham aapake kapaDe masheeno se nahee faaDate. ham ye haath se karate hai."

bos ne apane ofis me kaam kar rahe klark se poochha "tumane pichhale saal kee pooree chhuTTiyaa kyo nahee lee ?"

"vo isalie , sar" klark ne javaab diya "kyonki mai aaraam karana chaahata thaa."

bhaarat ka sabase baDa reD laiT eriya kaun sa hai ?

'dillee'

kyo ?

kyonki mushkil se aatha ki . mee . koee chalata hai ki fir se ek reD laiT aa jaatee hai.

chuTakula # 162.

ek aadamee ek dukaan me gaya aur usane pattaagobhee ke aadhe hisse kee maang kee. us vibhaag ke laDake ne kaha ki vo keval pooree gobhee bechate hai aadhee nahee. lekin vo aadamee apanee baat par aDe raha ki use pooree kee jaroorat nahee hai aur use keval aadha hissa hee chaahie. laDake ne kaha ki vo apane menejar se poochh kar bataegaa. laDaka peechhe ke kamare me gaya aur mainejar se kaha "vahaa ek bevakoof aadamee aaya hai jo gobhee ka keval aadha hissa chaahata hai." jaise hee usane yah kahakar khatm kiya ki usane paaya ki vahee aadamee Theek usake peechhe khaDa hua hai. tab usane turant joDa "aur ye sajjan baakee ka aadha hissa khareedana chaahate hai."

chuTakula # 163.

pati patnee shaanadaar boT me chhuTTiyo ka aanand uTha rahe the aur pati boT kee sTeyaring sambhaale hua thaa. vah yah sochakar chintat tha ki kisee durghaTana kee sthiti me kya hogaa. isalie ek din zeel ke beech me usane apanee patnee se kaha "priye ye pahiya sambhaale. ye soch lo ki muze dil ka daura paDa hai. ab tumhe yah boT kinaare tak surakshit le jaanee hai". tab patnee boT ko kinaare tak le kar aayee.

baad me us raat ko patnee Draingaroom me aayeejahaa usaka pati Tee vee dekh raha thaa. usake bagal me baiThakar usane Tee vee ka chainal badala aur pati se bolee "priy jara rasoee me jao. socho ki muze dil ka daura paDa hai. tumhe khaana pakaana hai . Tebal lagaanee hai aur bartan dhone hai."

chuTakula # 164.

ek baar ek aadamee ne mahasoos kiya ki usane kee saare paap kiye hai aur isalie use charch jaakar apane paap sveekaarane chaahie.

vah charch pahuncha aur paadaree se bola "faadar mainne paap kiye hai."

"Theek hai beTe. muze batao aur bhagavaan tumhaare paap maaf kar degaa."

"faadar mera apanee pramika se 3 saal se sambandh hai aur keee gambheer baat nahee ghaTee. kal mai usake ghar gaya aur paaya ki ghar me usakee bahan ke alaava aur koee nahee hai. ham akele the aur mai usake saath hamabistar ho gayaa."

"yah buree baat hai mere beTe. achchha hua ki tumhe apanee galatee ka ehasaas huaa."

"faadar pichhale hafte mai usase milane ke lie usake ofis gay aur vahaa par bhee koee nahee tha sivaay usakee ek sahelai ke. aur mai usake saath bhee hamabistar ho gayaa."

"ye tumane achchha nahee kiyaa."

"faadar pichhale maah mai use dekhane usake ankal ke ghar gaya . vahaa usakee aanTee ke alaava koee nahee tha aur mai usake saath bhee soyaa."

"faadar faadar . . . . . ." achaanak us aadamee ne mahasoos kiya ki paadaree kee taraf se koee javaab nahee aayaa. vo aage gaya aur dekha ki paaadaree vahaa nahee hai. tab usane DhoonDhana shuroo kiya "faadar faadar . . ". usane idhar udhar DhoonDha aur aakhirakaar usane paadaree ko piyaano ke peechhe vaalee mej ke peechhe chhipa paayaa.

"faadar aap yahaa kyo chhipe baiThe hai."

"maaf karana beTe lekin aachaanak muze yaad aaya ki yahaa par bhee aasapaas koee nahee hai muze chhoDakara."

chuTakula # 165.

"uh oh" ek navayuvak ne ek patr paDhate samay kahaa.

paas baiThe usake mitr ne poochha "koee buree khabar".

"haa aisa hee kuchh hai." navayuvak ne javaab diyaa. "kisee ne likha hai ki agar mai usakee beevee se door nahee rahoonga to vo muze maar Daalegaa."

"aisee sthiti me agar tumhaaree jagah mai hota to usakee beevee se door hee rahataa."

"khushee se. magar kisase. is patr me naam to likha hee nahee hai."

chuTakula # 166.

ek chhoTe shahar me ek pulis ofisar ne ek yuvak ko roka jo tejee se gaaDee le ja raha thaa.

"lekin ofisar" usane kahana shuroo kiyaa. "mai samazaata hoo."

"chup raho." ofisar ne DaanTaa. "mai tumhe pulis sTeshan le ja raha hoo jab tak ki cheef vaapas na aajaaye."

"lekin ofisar mai kuchh kahana chaahata hoo."

"aur mainne kaha na ki chup raho. tum jel ja rahe ho."

kuchh ghaNTo ko baad ofisar ne kaidee ko dekha aur kaha "tum bhaagyashaalee ho kyonki aaj cheef kee laDakee kee shaadee hai aur jab vo vaapas aayenge to achchhe mooD me honge."

"ye bilakul mat socho. yuvak ne javaab diyaa. "doolha mai hoo."

chuTakula # 167.

ek din daadee ne apane pote chhoToo se kaha ki vo khaana banaane ke lie neeche baavaDee se paaanee bhar kar le aaye. jab vah baalTee paanee me Duba raha tha to usane do baDee baDee aankho ko dekha jo use hee ghoor rahee thee. usane baalTee vahee chhoDee aur vaapas daadee ke paas rasoeeghar me pahunchaa.

"paanee kahaa hai aur meree baalTee kahaa hai" daadee ne poochhaa.

"maim us baavaDee se koee paanee nahee la sakata" chhoToo ne kahaa. "vahaa ek ek baDa magar mera intaja.ra kar raha hai."

"tum us booDhe magar par koee dhyaan mat do chhoToo. vo vahaa kee saal se hai aur aaj tak usane kisee ko nukasaan nahee pahunchaaya hai. aur shaayad vo bhee tumase utana hee Dara hega jitana ki tum usase."

"daadee jee" chhoToo ne javaab diya "agar vo utana hee Dara hua jitana ki mai to vo paanee peene laayak nahee hai."

chuTakula # 168.

ek aadamee ne apane daravaaje par ek dastak sunee. usane kholakar dekha aur vahaa koee nahee thaa. usane idhar udhar dekha aur aakhirakaar paaya ki ek chhoTa sa ghongha daravaaje par baiTha thaa.

usane use uThaaya aur saDak ke paar door fenk diyaa.

ek saal baad usane apane daravaaje. par ek dastak sunee. usane kholakar dekha aur vahaa koee nahee thaa. usane idhar udhar dekha aur aakhirakaar paaya ki ek chhoTa sa ghongha daravaaje par baiTha thaa.

ghonghe ne kaha "vo kya bevakoofee thee haa."

chuTakula # 169.

ek aadamee roj raat me bistar par jaane se pahale vhiskee piya karata thaa. kee saal baad usakee beevee ne usase ye aadat chhuDaane kee koshish kee. usane do gilaas lie. ek gilaas me usane paaanee bhara aur ek me vhiskee. usane apane pati ke mej ke paas bulaayaa.

vo bolee "mai chaahatee hoo ki tum ise dekho." usane ek keeDa paanee me Daala aur vo tairate rahaa. fir usane ek keeDa vhiskee me Daala aur vo keeDa mar gayaa.

patnee ne poochha "to is prayog ke baare me tum kya kahana chaahege."

shaanti se pati ne javaab diya "agar mai vhiskee piyoonga mere peT me keeDe nahee honge."

chuTakula # 170.

ye vakt nahee hai rone ka ye vakt hai bachcha hone ka

us din kyo nahee royee thee jab chipak chipak kar soyee thee.

chuTakula #

seetaajee ke gahane

ek chor ne

mandir se

seetaajee ke gahane churaaye

usane unhe

apanee patnee ko pahanaaye

seeta jee ke gahano ne

apana prabhaav dikhalaaya

paDos ke raavaN ne

usakee patnee ko uThaayaa.

chuTakula #

kabaD;Dee chaimpiyan

navavivaahita navelee ne

paDosan se

man kee vyatha bataayee

sakhee

mai ek kabaD;Dee chaimpiyan se

shaadee kar ke pachhataayee

ve hoo hoo kar ke

mere paas aate hai

muze chhookar

bhaag jaate hai.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
khoya

halavaee ne kavita likhee

tumhaare roop kee chaashanee me

man ko Duboya hai

maakhan sa shareer malaee sa rang hai

man "khoya khoya" hai.

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