Wednesday, May 2, 2007

chatpate chutkule

25 maarch, 2007

saikaDa bhar chaTapaTe chuTakule

hansee kee gaaranTee.


Thahaaka lagane - lagaane kee gaaranTee - raajesh gupta dvaara


sankalan va anuvaad : raajesh gupta rajesh02 AT gmail.com


1 .

ek chhoTee laDakee aur ek chhoTa laDaka khel rahe the. laDakee laDake ke paas pahunchee aur bolee; "Tomee; ;ghar' ka khel kheloge ?"

usane kaha ;"haa ;kyo nahee. tum muzase kya karavaana chaahatee ho?"

laDakee ne javaab diya ;" mai chaahatee hoo tum apanee bhaavanae vyakt karo."

"bhaavanae vyakt karoo ! "; pareshaan se Tomee ne kaha ;"muze pata nahee isaka kya matalab hota hai."

laDakee vyangy se muskuraayee aur bolee; "bilkul sahee. tum ;pati' ban sakate ho."

2 .

vyavasaayik skool se taaja nikale ek navayuvak ne ekaunTenT kee jaroorat ke vijnyaapan ka javaab diyaa. ab usaka saakshaatkaar ek pareshaan sa vyakti le raha tha; jo khud ka shuroo kiya hua vyaapaar chala raha thaa.

"muze aisa aadamee chaahie jisake paas ekaunTing kee Digree ho." us aadamee ne kahaa. "lekin asal me muze aisa koee chaahie jo mere lie chinta kare."

"mai samaza nahee." navayuvak bolaa.

"mai bahut saaree cheejo kee chinta karata hoo." aadamee ne kahaa. "par me paiso ke baare me chinta nahee karana chaahataa. tumhaara kaam hoga; meree dhan sambandhee saaree chintao ko muzase door rakhanaa."

"samaza" navayuvak bolaa. "aur is naukaree me mera vetan kya hoga?"

"shurooaat me mai tumhe assee hajaar doongaa."

"assee hajaar!" navayuvak ne chakit hokar kaha "itane chhoTe vyaapaar se aap itanee baDee raashi kaise de paenge?"

"yah"; aadamee ne kaha "tumhaaree pahalee chinta hai."

3 .

puroosh mahilao se kyo nahee jeet sakate

agar aap bahut kaam karate hai; aapake paas usake lie samay hee nahee hai.

agar aap adhik kaam nahee karate; aap kisee kaam ke nahee.

agar vo ubaoo ek hee tarah ke kaam vaalee naukaree kar rahee hai kam vetan me; to yah shoshaN hai.

agar aap is tarah kee naukaree kar rahe hai; to aapako yahaa se tashareef le jaanee chaahie aur kahee aur behatar naukaree DhoonDhanee chaahie.

agar aap kee padonniti usase pahale hotee hai; yah pakshapaat hai.

agar use aapase pahale naukaree milatee hai; to yah samaan avasar hai.

agar aap rote hai; aap kamajor hai.

agar aap nahee rote; aap asanvedanasheel hai.

agar aap usase poochhe bina koee nirNay lete hai; to aap use koee mahatv nahee dete

agar vo koee nirNay letee hai aapase poochhe bina; to yah naaree kee svatantrata hai.

agar aap apane badan ka khyaal rakhate hai; aap faalatoo hai

agar aap nahee rakhate; aap Dheele kism ke aadamee hai.

agar aap usake lie fool khareedate hai; aap jaroor kuchh chaahate hai.

agar aap nahee khareedate; aap laaparavaah hai;usaka dhyaan nahee rakhate.

agar aap apanee upalabdhiyo par garv karate hai; aap ahanvaadee hai.

agar aap aisa nahee karate; aap mahatvaakaankshee nahee hai.

agar use siradard hai; vo thak gayee hai.

agar apake sir me dard hai; aap use ab pyaar nahee karate aur jaroor kisee aur ke saath chakkar chala rahe hai.

4 .

ek andheree raat me; ek chhoTe shahar ke baahar sthaaneey raasaayanik sanyantr me aag lag gayee. bahut jaldee aag chaaro taraf fail gayee aur door door ke agnishaamak vibhaago me khatare kee ghanTee bajane lagee.ek ghanTe tak aag se joozane ke baad kampanee ka adhyaksh agni dal pramukh ke paas pahuncha aur usase kaha;"hamaare sabhee gupt faarmoole sanyantr ke beech me ek volT me band hai. unhe bachaana hee hai. mai 50000 roo . doonga; us injin kampanee ko jo use bacha kar laegee."

jaise hee agnidal pramukh ne yah suna usane sabhee vyaktiyo ko bachaav kaary me aur tejee laane ka aadesh diyaa. do ghanTe beet jaane ke baad sanyantr ke adhyaksh ne raashi baDhaakar 1 laakh kar dee. tabhee door ek lamba saayaran sunaayee diya aur ek aur agnishaamak Trak najar me aayaa. yah ek sthaaneey agnishaamak dal tha; jisame sabhee vyakti 65 saal se adhik umr ke the.

sab ko hairat me Daalate hue vo chhoTa sa dal seedhe sanyantr ke andar ghus gaya aur Theek beech me pahunch gayaa. door se baakee logo ne dekha ki un vard;dh vyaktiyo ne apane upakaraN nikaale aur aag buzaane ke prayaas me is tejee aur furtee se juT gaye jaisa ki unhonne aaj tak nahee dekha thaa.

ek ghaNTe kee jabaradast mehanat ke baad un svayansevako ne aag par kaaboo pa liya aur gupt faarmoolo ko bachaane me safal ho gaye. khush hokar sanyantr adhyaksh ne ghoshaNa kee ki usane inaam kee raashi ko duguna yaanee 2 laakh kar diya hai aur khud vyaktigat roop se usane har svayansevak ko dhanyavaad diyaa. sabhee ko dhanyavaad dene ke baad usane bachaav dal se poochha ki is dhan se unaka kya karane ka iraada hai.

Trak ke chaalak seethe usakee aankho me zaankakar kaha;"sabase pahala kaam to in breko ko Theek karaana hai."

5.

ek kisaan paas ke sharaabakhaane me baiTha sharaab pie ja raha thaa. ek vyakti usake paas aaya aur usane poochha; "are; itane suhaavane din tum yahaa baiThe sharaab kyo pee rahe ho?"

kisaan : kuchh baate aisee hotee hai jo samazaayee nahee ja sakatee.

vyakti : aisee bhee kya baat ho gayee?

kisaan : asal me aaj mai apanee gaay ke paas baiTh kar doodh duh raha thaa. baalTee bharane hee vaalee thee ki gaay ne apanee baayee Taang uThaayee aur baalTee me maar dee.

vyakti : yah koee bahut buree baat to nahee hai.

kisaan : kuchh baate aisee hotee hai jo samazaayee nahee ja sakatee.

vyakti : to fir kya hua?

kisaan : mainne usakee baayee Taang pakaDee aur baaye khambe se baandh dee.

vyakti : achchha fir?

kisaan : fir me baiTh kar dubaara use duhane lagaa. jaise hee meree baalTee bharane vaalee thee ki gaay ne apanee daayee Taang uThaayee aur baalTee me maar dee.

vyakti : fir se?

kisaan : kuchh baate aisee hotee hai jo samazaayee nahee ja sakatee.

vyakti : achchha fir tumane kya kiya?

kisaan : is baar mainne usakee daayee Taang pakaDee aur daaye khambe se baandh dee.

vyakti : achchha usake baad?

kisaan : fir se mainne baiThakar duhana shuroo kar diyaa. fir se jab baalTee bharane vaalee thee ki bevakoof gaay ne apanee poonchh maar kar baalTee luDhaka dee.

vyakti : hoo oo oo.

kisaan : kuchh baate aisee hotee hai jo samazaayee nahee ja sakatee.

vyakti : fir tumane kya kiya?

kisaan : fir kyaa. mere paas aur rassee nahee thee isalie mainne apanee belT nikaalee aar usase gaay kee poonchh ko paTare se baandh diyaa. usee samay mera paiNT neeche sarak gaya aur meree beevee vahaa aa pahunchee. kuchh baate aisee hotee hai jo samazaayee nahee ja sakatee.

6.

ek aadamee do kaalee aankho aur gardan par Dher saare nishaan lie hue emarjensee kaksh me ghusaa.

DokTar ne poochha ki kya huaa.

"asal me aisa hua"; aadamee ne kaha " mai apanee beevee ke saath golf khel raha tha ki usakee gend gaushaala me chalee gayee. mai gend DhoonDhane andar gaya aur jab mai chaaro taraf dekh raha tha ki mera dhyaan gaya; ki ek gaay ke pichhale hisse me kuchh ubhara hua hai. aur sachamuch jab mainne poonchh uThaayee meree beevee kee gend vahee thee."

"fir ?" DokTar ne poochhaa.

"aur fir muzase ek galatee ho gayee. mainne gaay kee poonchh uThaayee aur chillaaya; ;yah to tumhaare jaisee jaan paDatee hai !' ".

7 .

ek navayuvak apanee nayee premika ; jisake saath use jyaada din nahee hue the ; ke janmadin par ek upahaar khareedana chaahata thaa. kaafee sochane ke baad usane nishchay kiya ki ek joDee janaane dastaano ke saath kuchh pyaar bhara paigaam ; jo ki adhik vyaktigat na ho ; sahee rahegaa.

premika kee chhoTee bahan ke saath vo dukaan gaya aur ek joDee dastaane khareed lie. bahan ne ek joDee anDaraviyar khareede.

lapeTate samay klark kee galatee se bahan ke haath me dastaane aa ge aur laDake ke paas anDaraviyara. bina jaanch kie laDake ne paikeT band kiya aur apanee premika ke paas bhej diya ;is sandesh ke saatha. "inhe mainne tumhaare lie isalie chuna hai kyonki menne dhyaan diya hai ki tumhe inako pahanane kee aadat nahee hai ; khaasakar jab ham shaam ko baahar jaate hai. agar tumhaaree bahan ke lie nahee hote to mai baDee saij ke ; jiname baTan hote hai ; leta magar vo chhoTe saij ke pahanatee hai jinako utaarane me aasaanee rahatee hai. ye halke rang ke hai ; magar vo aurat jisase mainne inhe khareeda hai usane muze gahare rang ke bhee dikhae the ; jinhe vo teen maheeno se pahan rahee thee aur vo fir bhee gande nahee lag rahe the. mainne tumhaare vaale us par pahana kar dekhe jiname vo sachamuch achchhee lag rahee thee. meree khvaahish thee ki pahalee baar mai khud tamhe pahanaane ke lie vahaa hota kyo ki isame sandeh nahee ki isase pahale ki muze dekhane ka mauka mile kee aur haath us par lag chuke honge. jab inhe utaaro to kuchh der inhe baahar hava me rakhana kyonki pahanane ke baad thoDe geele to ho hee jaenge. jara socho ki aane vaale saal me kitanee baar mai inhe choomoongaa. pyaar ke saatha.

punashch : naye faishan ke hisaab se inhe inhe is tarah neeche moDakar rakhana ki thoDa hissa dikhata rahe.

8.

ek havaee jahaaj uDaan bhar raha thaa. oopar aaraamadeh sthiti me pahunchane ke baad kaptaan ghoshaNa karane ke lie inTarakom par aayaa. "deviyo aur sajjano; mai aapaka kaptaan bol raha hoo. aviraam; nee dillee se mumbee;uDaan kramaank 293 me aapaka svaagat hai. aage mausam saaf aur achchha hai aur isalie hamaaree yah yaatra aaraamadeh aur sukhad hogee. ab aap peechhe Tik kar baiTh jae aur aaraam kare. oh mai goD!

chuppee.

kaptaan vaapas inTarakom par aaya aur bola; "deviyo aur sajjano; muze khed hai ki mainne aapako Dara diyaa. asal mai jab bol raha tha tab uDaan sahaayak mere lie ek kap kofee laaya aur usane meere oopar vo garam kofee gira dee. aap log mere painT ke saamane ka hissa dekh sakate hai.

ek yaatree bola; " yah to kuchh nahee hai. use mere painT ka pichhala hissa dekhana chaahie!"

9.

ek vivaahit vyakti apane paap sveekaar karane gaya aur usane paadaree se kaha ;"mera ek aurat se sambandh hua tha ; lagabhag".

paadaree ne kaha ;" ;lagabhag' se tumhaara kya matalab hai?"

aadamee ne kaha ;"asal me hamane kapaDe utaar die the aur ek doosare ko sahalaaya bhee. magar usake baad mai rook gayaa."

paadaree ne javaab diya ;"ek doosare ko sahalaana bhee andar Daalane ke baraabar hee hai. ab tum us aurat ke paas mat jaanaa. ab paanch baar mariyam kee praarthana karo aur 50 roo . daan peTee me Daalo."

aadamee vahaa se haTa aur jaakar praarthana kee fir vo daan peTee ke paas pahunchaa. vah kuchh pal rooka aur jaane lagaa. paadaree jo sab kuchh dekh raha tha ; turant usake paas dauD kar aaya aur bola; "mai dekh raha thaa. tumane koee paise peTee me nahee Daale hai!"

us vyakti ne javaab diya ;"asal me faadar mainne noT ko peTee par sahalaaya tha aur aapane kaha tha na ki sahalaana bhee andar Daalane ke baraabar hee hai."

10 .

ek aadamee ne apane DokTar ko bataaya ki ab vah ghar me vo sab kaam nahee kar paata jo vo pahale kiya karata thaa. jab sabhee pareekshaN poore ho ge to vo bola; " DokTar; mai sah sakata hoo. aap muze saral bhaasha me bataie ki baat kya hai?"

"saral bhaasha me kaha jae"; DokTar ne javaab diya; "to tum keval aalasee ho."

"Theek hai"; aadamee ne kaha; "ab muze koee DokTaree naam bataie jo mai apanee beevee ko bata sakoo."

11.

puroosh aur stree

safalata

ek safal puroosh vah hai jo usase adhik kamaata hai; jitana ki usakee beevee kharch karatee hai.

ek safal aurat vah hai jo aisa puroosh pa sake.

aarthik kushalata

ek puroosh do roopaye deta hai; ek roopaye kee us cheej ke lie jisakee use jaroorat hai.

ek aurat ek roopaya detee hai; do roopayo kee us cheej ke lie jisakee use koee jaroorat nahee.

khushee

ek puroosh ke saath khush rahane ke lie jarooree hai ki use bahut samaza jaay aur thoDa pyaar kiya jaaya.

ek aurat ke saath khush rahane ke lie jarooree hai ki use bahut pyaar kiya jaay aur use samazane kee bilakul koshish na kee jaaya.

vaivaahik aasha

ek aurat shaadee karatee hai ek puroosh se; is ummeed par ki vo badal jaega magar vo nahee badalataa.

ek puroosh shaadee karatee hai ek aurat se; is ummeed par ki vo nahee badalegee magar vo badal jaatee hai.

shaadee aur bhavishy

ek aurat bhavishy kee chinta karatee hai jab tak ki vo ek pati nahee pa letee.

ek puroosh bhavishy kee chinta tab tak nahee karata jab tak ki vo ek beevee nahee pa letaa.

yaade

ek aurat us aadamee kee yaad karatee hai jo usase shaadee karana chaahata thaa.

ek puroosh us aurat kee yaad karata hai jisase usane shaadee nahee kee.

aurat ko samazana

keval do vakto me ek aadamee aurat ko nahee samaz paata ; shaadee ke pahale aur shaadee ke baada.

aurat kee pasand

keval do baato se koee apanee beevee ko khush rakha sakata hai.

pahala; yah ki use samazane diya jaay ki vo apanee marjee se jeetee hai.

aur doosara; use usakee marjee se jeene diya jaaya.

galatiyaa

ek vivaahit vyakti ko apanee galatiyaa bhula denee chaahie. koee faayada nahee ki ek hee cheej ko do log yaad rakhe.

laDaee

ek bahas me aakhiree shabd hamesha aurat kee taraf se hote hai.

usake baad aadamee ka kuchh bhee kahana ek nayee bahas kee sharooaat hotee hai.

12.

do laDake ek kleeinik me baiThe hue the. uname se ek ro raha tha aur aansoo usake chehare ko bhiga rahe the.

doosare laDake ne poochha ;"tum kyo ro rahe ho?"

pahale laDake ne javaab diya ;"mai yahaa khoon jaanch karaane aaya tha!"

doosare ne poochha ;"to! tum ro kyo rahe ho! kya tumhe Dar lag raha hai?"

pahale ne kaha ;"nahee. aisa nahee hai. khoon kee jaanch karate samay unhonne meree ungalee kaaT dee."

itana sunana tha ki doosare laDake ne rona shuroo kar diyaa.

pahala laDaka chakit hua aur doosare se poochha ;"ab tum kyo ro rahe ho?"

tab doosara laDaka bola ;"mai yahaa peshaab kee jaanch karavaane aaya hoo."

13.

antar aap me aur aapake baas me

376 jab aap adhik samay lete hai; aap dheeme hai

jab aapake baas adhik samay lete hai; vo kaam pooree tarah se karate hai

376 jab aap kuchh nahee kar paate; aap aalasee hai

jab aapake baas kuchh nahee kar paate; vo bahut vyast hai

376 jab aap koee galatee karate hai; aap bevakoof hai

jab aapake bas galatee karate hai; vo insaan hee to hai

376 jab aap bina bataaye kuchh karate hai; aap apanee seema se baahar ja rahe hai

jab aapake baas aisa karate hai; vo kuchh naya karane kee koshish me hai

376 jab aap kisee baat ka mud;da banaate hai; aap aDiyal TaTToo hai

jab aapake baas aisa karate hai; vo darDh hai

376 jab aap kisee shishTaachaar ka khyaal nahee rakhate; to yah jangaleepan hai

jab aapake baas aisa nahee karate; vo to svaabhaavik hone kee koshish hai

376 jab aap apane baas ko khush karate hai; vo makkhan lagaana hai

jab aapake baas apane baas ko khush karate hai; vo sahakaarita hai

376 jab aap daftar me nahee hote; jaroor aap idhar udhar ghoom rahe honge

jab aapake baas daftar me nahee hai; jaroor vo kisee kaam se baahar honge

376 jab aap ek din beemaaree ke kaaraN nahee aate; aap hamesha beemaar hee rahate hai

jab aapake baas beemaaree ke kaaraN nahee aate; jaroor vo bahut beemaar honge

376 jab aap chhuTTee maangate hai; jaroor aap kisee saakshaatkaaar ke lie ja rahe honge

jab aapake baas chhuTTee par jaate hai; vo isalie ki jyaada kaam se thak gaye hai.

14.

"DokTar"; koch par leTe hue navayuvak ne kaha ;"aapako meree madad karanee hogee. roj raat ko mai ek bhayaanak sapana dekhata hoo. mai bistar par leTa hua hoo ki achaanak paanch aurate aatee hai aur mere kapaDe faaDana shuroo kar detee hai."

manochikitsak ne sar hilaaya ;"to tum kya karate ho?"

"mai unhe door dhakelata hoo."

"samazaa. tum muzase kya chaahate ho?"

rogee ne vinatee kee ;"mere haath toD deejie."

15.

ek kisaan apanee murgiyo ke lie ek achchha murga chaahata thaa. isalie talaash me vo baajaar pahunchaa. use ummeed thee ki use ek khaas murga mil jaega; aisa jo akela hee sabhee murgiyo ke lie kaafee ho aur jab usane dukaanadaar ko yah bataaya to usane javaab diya : "mere paas aapake lie ek aisa hee murga hai ; raiNDee ; jo ki un sabhee murgo se; jo ki aapane dekhe honge sabase adhik utejak aur pushT hai."

kisaan use le kar vaapas apane faarm par aayaa. kukkuT ghar me khula chhoDane se pahale usane raiNDee se kaha; " raiNDee muze bharosa hai ki tum apana kaam achchhee tarah karoge." aur usane use murgiyo ke daDabe me chhoD diyaa.

raiNDee jaisa lagata tha vaisa hee tejee ke saath har murgee par chaDhakar bijalee kee tarah apana kaam kiyaa. jab usane har murgee ke saath apana kaam khatm kar liya tab vahaa bahut shor tha aur Dher saare pankh uD rahe the. par raiNDee yahee nahee rookaa. vah astabal me ghus gaya aur har ghoDe ke oopar chaDha ek ke baad ek aur usee toofaanee raftaar se. fir usane suar ke daDabe me ghus kar bhee vahee kiyaa. kisaan ; jo avishvaas se yah sab dekh raha tha chillaaya; " rooko raiNDee. tum khud ko maar Daaloge". magar raiNDee nahee rooka aur vo apana kaam karata raha faarm ke har jaanavar ke saatha.

agalee subah kisaan ne paaya ki raiNDee jameen par paDa hua hai. usakee Taange hava me thee; aankhe ulTee ho gayee thee; aur jeebh bahar nikalee huee thee. ek cheel usake paas manDara rahee thee

kisaan raiNDee ke paas pahuncha aur bola; "bechaara.! dekho tumane kya kiyaa. tumane apane aap ko maar Daalaa. maine tumhe pahale hee chetaaya tha".

"shshshshshsh"; raiNDee fusafusaaya : vo cheel paas aa rahee hai."

16.

ek puroosh me muze kya chaahie - vaastavik soochee

1. sundar

2. madhur

3. aarthik roop se safal

4. achchha shrota

5. chatur

6. sughaDh badan ka

7. Dhang se kapaDe pahanane vaala

8. chhoTee chhoTee baato ko bhee mahatv dene vaala

9. vaichaarik roop se chakit karane vaala

10.ek kalpanaasheel romaanTik premee

ek puroosh me muze kya chaahie - sudhaaree huee soochee

1. adhik kuroop nahee

2. logo ke saamane Dhang se rahe

3. kaam par rahe

4. mere na bolane par bhee sir na hilae

5. chuTakulo kee mukhy baate yaad rakhe

6. aisa badan ho ki farneechar vagairah jama sake

7. aamataur par maiching karane vaale moje aur dhule anDaraviar pahane

8. thoDee bahut Dhang se khareedaaree kar sake

9. ToyaleT kee seeT ko neeche karana yaad rakhe

10.har saptaah daaDhee banaaye.

17.

baate jo meree maa ne sikhaayee

meree maa ne muze sikhaaya tark

"agar tum zoole se gir kar apanee Taang toD loge to mere saath baajaar nahee ja paoge."

meree maa ne muze sikhaayee chikitsa

"agar tum apanee aankhe tirachhee rakhana band nahee karoge to vo vaisee hee ho jaengee hamesha ke lie."

meree maa ne muze sikhaaya aage ke lie sochana

"agar tum pareeksha paas nahee karoge to tum kabhee achchhee naukaree nahee pa sakoge."

meree maa ne muze sikhaaya ateendriy kshamata

"sveTar Daal kar rakho. tum sochate ho ki muze pata nahee hai ki tumhe sardee ho gayee hai."

meree maa ne muze sikhaaya chunautiyo se saamana karana

"kya soch rahe the. jab mai poochhoo tab javaab diya karo. baad me muzase mat poochhanaa."

meree maa ne muze sikhaaya vinod

"agar laan kee ghaas kaaTane me pair kaT jae to mere paas mat aana dauDate hue."

meree maa ne muze sikhaaya baDe hona

"agar tum sabjiyaa nahee khaoge to tum kabhee baDe nahee hoge."

meree maa ne muze sikhaaya seks

"tum kya sochate ho; tum aasamaan se gire ho."

meree maa ne muze sikhaaya anuvaanshikata

"tum bilakul apane baap kee tarah ho."

meree maa ne muze sikhaaya umr kee samaz

"jab tum meree umr ke ho jaoge tab tum samazoge."

meree maa ne muze sikhaaya aasha karana

"jara intajaar karo jab tak tumhaare paapa ghar nahee aa jaate."

meree maa ne muze sikhaaya lena

" tum use tab paoge jab ham ghar pahunchenge."

meree maa ne muze sikhaaya nyaay

"ek din tumhaare bhee bachche honge aur muze ummeed hai ki vo tumhaare jaise hee honge. tab tumhe pata chalega ki kaisa lagata hai."

18.

kee maheeno se shreematee piT;jel apane pati ko apane saath shreematee freDa ke ghar chalane ke lie mana rahee thee. "milTee ; use sachamuch koee shakti praapt hai. vo paralok se aatmao ko bulaakar baate karatee hai. ham sab unase baate kar sakate hai. pichhale hafte mainne apane maa se baate kee. milTee; keval 200 roo . me tum apane daadaajee se baat kar sakate ho; jinakee tum hamesha yaad karate ho.

milTan piT;jel is baar mana nahee kar sake. aur agalee baar milTee freDa ke ghar pahunche aur hare rang kee mej par rangeen roshanee ke neeche baiTh ge ; dono taraf baiThe aadamiyo ke haatho me apane haath thamaakara. sabhee log baDabaDa rahe the; "om om Tanka Tom". freDa kee aankhe hava me kho gayee aur fir ek kaanch kee gend par ghoomane lagee . "mere maadhyam; vaastree"; usane pukaara; "ao. tumhaare saath kaun hai? shreemaan piT;jel? milTan piT;jel ke daada?".milTan ne thook nigala aur kaha; "daadaajee!". "aah milTee beTa"; ek maheen aavaaj ubharee. "haa haa mai aapaka milTee hoo. aap paralok me khush to hai?" "milTee beTe; mai maje me hoo. tumhaaree duao se ham hansate hai; gaate hai. ham bhagavaan ke chamakate chehare ko bhee dekhate hai." milTan ne lagabhag darjan bhar savaal aur poochhe aur unhe har ek ka javaab milaa. aakhir me; "bas milTee beTe. ab muze jaana hai. devadoot bula rahe hai. bas ek aur savaal ka javaab mai de sakata hoo. poochho ; poochho."

"daadaajee"; milTan ne aah bharee; " aapane hindee bolana kab seekhee?"

19.

jindagee par sochane ka ek aur najariya

ek baar menne ek vyakti se zooTh bolaa. is par usane yah kaha :-

mere baare me lie gaye usake saare nirNay un shabdo par Tike the jo ki mainne usase kahe the. tab se mai sach hee bolata hoo.

ek baar muze mile hue ek upahaar se mai khush nahee hua kyonki yah vaisa nahee tha jo mai chaahata thaa. dene vaale ne meree aankho me niraasha dekhee aur yah kaha :-

usane sabase moolyavaan upahaaro me se ise isalie chuna kyonki use laga ki yah cheej mere paas honee chaahie. tab se har upahaar paakar mai bahut khush hota hoo.

ek aadamee ne muze ek raaj bataaya jise mainne chupake se apane doosare dost ko suna diyaa. apana raaj doosare ke munh se sune jaane par usane muzase kaha :-

usaka muze raaj bataane ka kaaraN yah tha ki use muz par bharosa tha mere dost par nahee. tab se mai kisee ke vishvaas ko kabhee halkee tarah se nahee letaa.

ek baar menne apanee ek dost ko ek upahaar diya aur vo cheekh paDee. mainne kaha ki yah ek maamoolee upahaar hai jo mai la paayaa. usane kaha aisa mere upahaar ke kaaraN nahee hua balki isalie ki mainne usake baare me sochaa. tab se mai aksar upahaar diya karata hoo.

ek baar mainne ek aadamee ko apane sabhee sapano ke baare me bataayaa.

vo muskuraaya aur hansa bhee fir usane poochha ki kya kabhee mainne unhe poora karane kee koee yojana banaayee hai.

tab se mainne apane din alag Dhang se bitaane shuroo kie.

20.

ravivaar kee ek saaf; sundar subah ko chhoTe se gaanv ke sabhee log apane paas ke girajaaghar me pahunche. praarthana shuroo hone ke pahale log apanee bencho par baiTh kar apanee jindagee; apane parivaar vagairah ke baare me baate kar rahe the. achaanak; manch par shaitaan prakaT ho gayaa. sabhee logo ne chillaana aur ek doosare ko dhakelate hue bhaagana shuroo kar diya; taaki ve jaldee se jaldee shaitaan se door ho sake.

jaldee hee sabhee logo ne charch khaalee kar diya; sivaay ek aadamee ke jo shaanti se apanee bench par baiTha raha; maano vah shaitaan kee upasthiti se bilkul anajaan ho. yah dekhakar shaitaan thoDa sanshay me paD gayaa.

vah aadamee ke paas chalakar aaya aur poochha; "ai! tumhe pata nahee mai kaun hoo?"

aadamee ne kaha ;"bilkul pata hai."

shaitaan bola; "to tumhe muzase koee Dar nahee ?"

aadamee ne kaha; "nahee; bilkul nahee."

shaitaan thoDa pareshaan hua bola; "tum muzase Dar kyo nahee lagata?"

"asal me; maie 25 saalo se tumhaaree bahan se shaadee karake usake saath rah raha hoo."

21.

ek bachaav ka vakeel ek pulis ofisar se savaal javaab kar raha tha aur jirah kuchh aise huee :

pr : ofisar kya aapane mere muvakkil ko ghaTana sthal par bhaagate hue dekha?

u : nahee; magar yah us aadamee ke vivaraN se milata hai jo vahaa se kuchh dooree par thaa.

pr : vah vivaraN kisane diya?

u : us ofisar ne jisane ghaTana sthal ka jaayaja liyaa.

pr : ek saath ke ofisar ne yah vivaraN diya! kya aapako apane saath ke ofisaro par vishvaas hai?

u : bilakula. apanee jaan kee taraha.

pr : jaan kee tarah! mai ek savaal poochhana chaahoonga kya pulis sTeshan me ek lokar room hai jahaa har din ke kaam ke lie taiyaar hone se pahale aap log kapaDe badalate hai?

u : jee haa aisa hai.

pr : aur kya us kamare me ek lokar bhee hai?

u : jee haa.

pr : aur kya us lokar me taala bhee lagaaya jaata hai?

u : jee haa.

pr : ab ofisar aisa kyo hai ki jab aap apane saathee aafisaro par apanee jaan kee tarah vishvaas karate hai to us kamare ke lokar me taala lagaate hai jo ki sabhee ofisaro ke lie hai?

u : vo aisa hai ki hamaara ofis nyaayaalay parisar me hee hai aur kabhee kabhee bachaav paksh ke vakeel bhee vahaa aa jaaya karate hai.

22.

yah ek mahila kee kahaanee hai jo salaahakaar ( kansalaTeNT) thee. usane jo bhee kaam kiya tha usase faayada hee uThaaya thaa. ek din saDak par chalate hue ek bas ne use buree tarah Takkar maar dee aur vah mar gayee. jab usakee aatma svarg pahunchee to usane paaya ki daravaaje par svaya yamaraaj khaDe the. yamaraaj ne kaha "svarg me tumhaara svaagat hai. lekin andar ghusane ke pahale mai bataana chaahoonga ki hamaare saamane ek samasya khaDee ho gayee hai. tumhe ajeeb lagega magar abhee tak hamaare paas koee kansalaTeNT nahee aaya hai aur ham samaz nahee pa rahe hai ki tumhaara kya kiya jaaya."

"koee baat nahee; muze andar to aane deejie." usane kahaa.

"mai bhee aisa hee chaahata hoo magar mere paas oopar se aadesh hai ki tumhe ek din svarg aur ek din narak me bitaane diya jaay aur fir tum koee bhee jagah chun sakatee ho apane baakee samay ke lie."

"asal me mainne pakka kar liya hai ki mai svarg me hee rahana chaahoongee."

"nahee; ham niyam se chalate hai" yah kahakar yamaraaj ne use ek vimaan me chaDha diya jo use neeche narak me le gayaa.

vahaa pahunchane par usane apane aapako ek shaanadaar se hare golf ke maidaan me paayaa. door usake dost aur saath ke doosare kansalTeNT khaDe the jinake saath usane kaam kiya thaa. vo sab shaanadaar kapaDe pahane hue usakee agavaanee me khaDe the. ve sab dauD kar ae aur usase puraane dino kee baate karane lage.

un logeae ne milakar der tak golf khela aur fir shaanadaar khaana khaayaa.

kansalTeNT ko pata hee nahee chala ki samay kaise gujar gaya aur usako bulaava aa gayaa. sabase vida le kar vah vaapas vimaan me baiThee. vimaan oopar uDa. aur fir se usane apane aapako daravaaje par paaya jahaa yamaraaj usakee prateeksha kar rahe the.

"ab tumhe ek din svarg me bitaana hai."

usake baad kansalTeNT ne ek din svarg me bitaaya baadalo par ghoomate firate aur gaate hue. is baar bhee usaka samay achchha gujara aur isase pahale ki use pata chale ki 24 ghaNTe beet chuke hai yamaraaaj ne use bulava liyaa.

"ab tumane ek din narak me aur ek din svarg me bita liya hai. ab tum kisee ek ko chun sakatee ho."

kansalTeNT ne ek pal socha aur kaha "mainne kabhee socha nahee tha ki mai aisa kahoongee; mera matalab svarg bahut achchha hai par mere khyaal se mera samay narak me achchhee tarah beetaa."

tab yamaraaj ne use vimaan me baiTha kar neeche narak me bhej diyaa.

jab vah vahaa pahunchee tab usane apane aapako ek bahut gande sthaan me paaya jahaa har taraf kachaDe aur gandagee ka Dher laga hua thaa. usane apane dosto ko dekha jo cheethaDe pahane hue the aur gandagee uThaakar boro me bhar rahe the.

tabhee shaitaan vahaa aayaa.

;"muze samaz me nahee aa raha hai"; kansalTeNT ne kaha; "kal mai yahaa thee aur yahaa ek shaanadaar golf ka maidaan thaa. hamane golf khela shaanadaar khaana khaaya aur naach ga kar achchha samay bitaayaa. aur aaj yahaa kachaDe ka Dher hai aur mere sabhee dost baDee bekaar sthiti me hai."

shaitaan ne use dekha aur muskaraaya; "aisa isalie hai kyonki kal ham tumhe bhartee kar rahe the aur aaj tum sTaaf ho."

23.

ek lootheriyan mantree kaar chalaate hue nyu york pahunchaa. raaste me tej raftaar kee vajah se use rok liya gayaa. pulis ofisar ne usake saans me sharaab kee badaboo mahasoos kee aur ek vain kee botal kaar ke farsh par paDee dekhee. tab usane poochha "sar; aap pee rahe the?"

mantree ne kaha; "keval paanee."

ofisar ne kaha; "tab muze sharaab kee gandh kyo aa rahee hai?"

tab mantree ne neeche zukakar botal ko dekha aur bola; "he bhagavaana. usane fir kar dikhaaya!"

24.

ek aayrish vyakti raat bhar sharaabakhaane me peeta rahaa. baire ne aa kar kaha ki baar band hone vaala hai. tab vah aayrish vyakti chalane ke lie khaDa hua aur munh ke bal gir paDaa. usane ek baar fir khaDe hone kee koshish kee magar vahee pariNaam nikalaa. to vah sarakate hue baahar nikala thoDee der baahar rooka; is ummeed me ki usaka nasha thoDa kam ho jaaya.

baahar usane fir se khaDe hone kee koshish kee par fir gir paDa; seedhe munh ke bala. tab usane 4 makaan ke baad apane makaan tak sarak kar jaane ka socha aur jab vah pahuncha tab daravaaje par usane ek baar fir koshish kee magar is baar bhee vahee nateeja nikalaa.

thak kar usane himmat chhoD dee aur rengate hue hee apane beDaroom tak pahunchaa. palang ke paas pahunchane par usane ek baar fir koshish kee aur is baar vah apane aap ko oopar kheenchane me safal ho gaya magar turant hee bistar par gir paDa aur takiye se sir lagaate hee bekhabar so gayaa.

agalee subah jab vah jaga tab usane apanee beevee ko paas me khaDe chillaate hue paayaa.

"to tum fir peene ke lie baahar gaye the?"

"aisa tum kaise kah rahee ho?" apane chehare par bholaapan laate hue usane poochhaa.

"sharaabaghar se fon aaya tha; tum apanee vheel cheyar fir vahaa chhoD ae ho."

25.

ek aurat apane pati ke saath DokTar ke paas pahunchee. pati keee jaanch karane ke baad DokTar ne patnee ko akele me bulaayaa. usane kaha; "aapake pati ek bahut khataranaak beemaaree se peeDit hai aur usake saath hee adhik maanasik tanaav se bhee. agar aap vo nahee karengee jo mai kah raha hoo to aapake pati kee maut nishchit hai. har subah unahe paushTik naashta banaakar deejie. svabhaav ko madhur rakhie aur pakkee koshish keejie ki vo hamesha achchhe mooD me rahe. dopahar ko bhee unhe ek paushTik khaana deejie aur raat ko to khaasataur se unake lie achchha khaana pakaie.unake oopar kaam ka boz na Daale kyonki shaayad din bhar vo kaThinaee se din gujaarate hai. apanee samasyao ko unhe mat bataie kyonki usase unaka tanaav aur baDhegaa. aur sabase jarooree baat ye ki hafte me kee baar unake saath hamabistar ho aur unhe poora aanand dene kee koshish kare. agar aap aisa kareeb 1 saal karengee to muze ummeed hai ki aapake pati bilakul achchhe ho jaenge."

vaapas raaste me pati ne patnee se poochha; "DokTar ne tumase kya kahaa."

usane javaab diya; "usane kaha tum marane vaale ho."

26.

pita : "aaj raat jab tum apanee maa se milane jaogee tab unhe yah lifaafa de dena aur kahana choonki ab tum 18 kee ho gayee ho yah mera aakhiree chek hai; jo tumhaare lie mai bhejata thaa. fir vahaa rookana aur unaka chehare ka rang dekhanaa."

putree : "Theek hai."

-- baad me --

putree : "mammee; paapa ne yah chek tumhe dene ko kaha hai. unhonne kaha ki mai tumhe bata doo ki choonki ab mai 18 kee ho gayee hoo ye unaka aakhiree chek hai;mere paalan poshaN ke lie. fir unhonne muze rook kar aapake chehare ka rang dekhane ko kahaa."

maa : "agalee baar jab tum unase milo; unase kahana ki 18 saal ke baad mainne yah tay kiya ki unhe bata doo ki vo tumhaare pita nahee hai. fir vahaa rook kar unake chehare ka rang dekhanaa."

27.

maarTin ko abhee abhee bilakul naya Draayaving laisens milaa. parivaar ke sabhee log taiyaar ho kar kaar me baiTh gaye jisame use sab ko pahalee baar ghumaane le jaana thaa. DaiDee jee ne turant peechhe ko rookh kiya aur naye Draayavar ke Theek peechhe baiTh gaye.

"mai samaz gaya; aap un najaaro ka maja lene ke lie peechhe baiThe hai jo aap aage baiTh kar muze sikhaaane ke kaaraN Theek se nahee dekh pae." umang bhare navayuvak ne kahaa.

"nahee"; DaiDee jee ka javaab aaya; "mai peechhe baiThakar tumhaaree seeT par laate maaroonga jaisa ki tum saalo se mere saath karate aa rahe ho."

28.

nadee ke kinaare pahunchane ke baad machhalee pakaDane gaye aadamee ko maaloom paDa ki vo machhaliyo ke lie chaara laana to bhool hee gayaa.tabhee usane ek chhoTe se saamp ko vahaa se gujarate dekha jaee apane munh me ek keeDa pakaDe hua thaa. aadamee ne saamp ko pakaDa aur usake munh se vah keeDa chheen liyaa. lekin yah sochakar ki bechaare saamp ke paas khaane ko kuchh nahee hai use thoDa bura laga aur usane fir se saamp ko pakaDa aur usake munh me thoDee beeyar Tapaka dee. fir vo machhalee pakaDane me juT gayaa.

kareeb ek ghaNTe baad aadamee ko laga ki koee usaka paiNT halke se kheench raha hai. neeche dekhane par usane usee saamp ko paaya jo munh me teen keeDe pakaDe hua thaa.

29.

ek 54 varsheey ekaunTeNT ne ek shaam ek patr apanee patnee ke naam chhoDa jisame likha tha : priy patnee (jaisa ki vo use bulaaya karata tha); mai 54 ka hoo aur jab tum yah patr paDh rahee hogee; mai apanee javaan aur sundar 18 saal kee sekreTaree ke saath graanD hoTal me hooongaa.

jab vah hoTal me pahuncha use ek patr mila jisame likha tha : priy pati (jaisa ki vo use bulaaya karatee thee); mai bhee 54 kee hee hoo aur jab tum yah patr paDh rahe hoge mai ek naujavaan aur khoobasoorat 18 saal ke laDake ke saath hooongee. choonki tum ek ekaunTeNT ho tumhe yah jaanakar achchha lagega ki 54 me 18 bahut jyaada baar ja sakata hai; 18 me 54 ke mukaabale.

30.

ek profesar apane kamare me baiTha hua tha ki ek aakarshak aur uttejak see dikhane vaalee laDakee ne usaka daravaaja khaTakhaTaayaa.

"kahie; mai aapakee kya madad kar sakata hoo."; usane poochhaa.

laDakee ne kaha; "mai aapakee klaas me apane greD ke baare me kuchh baate karana chaahatee hoo."

"ao baiTho."; profesar ne kahaa.

"kya aisa kuchh hai jo mai aapakee klaas me ;a' greD laane ke lie kar sakatee hoo?"

"'kuchh' se tumhaara kya matalab hai?"; usane poochhaa.

laDakee bolee; "kuchh bhee."

kuchh bhee !

laDakee ne kaha; "mera matalab hai; ;kuchh bhee'."

profesar apanee kursee se uTha; laDakee ke paas aakar baiTh gaya aur usake kaan me fusafusaaya; "kya tum paDhogee?"

31.

ek aurat apanee sahelee se baate kar rahee thee; "yah mai hee hoo ; jisane apane pati ko lakhapati banaayaa."

"achchha; aur tumase shaadee karane ke pahale vo kya the?" sahelee ne poochhaa.

aurat ne javaab diya; "karoDapati!"

32.

ek aadamee aur ek sundar aurat ek shaanadaar restaraa me saath me khaana kha rahe the. unake baire; jo doosaree mej par orDar le raha tha . ne achaanak dhyaan diya ki saath vaala aadamee dheere dheere kursee se mej ke neeche sarak raha hai aur vah aurat koee dhyaan hee nahee de rahee hai. baire ne dekha ki vah aadamee kursee se khisak kar pooree tarah mej ke andar gaayab ho gayaa. isake baavajood vah aurat shaanti aur bina kisee pareshaanee ke khaana khaatee rahee; is baat se bilakul anajaan ki usake saath khaane vaala aadamee gaayab ho gaya hai. jab baira doosaree mej ka orDar le chuka to vah aurat kee mej par aaya aur bola; "maaf keejiega; par muze lagata hai ki aapake pati abhee mej ke neeche ghus gaye hai."

aurat ne shaant bhaav se usakee or dekha aur darDhata se kaha; "nahee aisa nahee hai. mere pati to abhee abhee daravaaje se andar ghuse hai."

33.

ek kolej ke chhaatr ne apanee ;DeT' ko usake ghar se saath me liyaa. laDakee ko ek shaanadaar restaraa me le gaya jisake lie usane ek ek paisa ikaT;Tha kiya thaa. laDakee ke har mahangee cheej ka aarDar dete jaane par laDake ko dhakka sa lagaa. soop; shaimpen; aisakreem; sabhee cheeje.

aakhirakaar vah poochh hee baiTha; "tumhaaree maa ghar par tumhe isee tarah khilaatee hai."

"nahee" usane kaha "magar meree maa muze bistar par le jaane kee nahee sochatee."

34.

ek pati aur patnee ne dhyaan diya ki unake bachche ka ling bahut hee chhoTa hai. isalie ve use DokTar ke paas le kar ge. unhonne apanee chinta DokTar ko bataayee. DokTar ne kaha ki bachche ko khoob saare TosT khilae jae. agalee subah patnee jaldee uThee aur Dher saare TosT taiyaar kiye.

jab bachcha naashte ke lie aaya tab maa ne kaha; "oopar ke do TosT tum le lo. baakee tumhaare paapa ke lie hai."

35.

peeT aur lairai ko ek doosare se mile aur dekhe kee saal beet gaye the. is baar us antaraal ko bharane ke lie un dono ne khoob der tak baate kee;. apanee puraanee jindagee ko yaad karate hue. aakhir me peeT ne lairee ko apane naye flaiT me aane ka aamantraN diyaa. "mai apanee patnee aur teen bachcho ke saath rahata hoo aur mai bahut khush hooonga agar tum vahaa ao."

"kyo nahee. tum rahate kahaa ho?"

"yah raha mera pataa. aur vahaa makaan ke peechhe kaar khaDee karane kee kaafee jagah hai. kaar khaDee karake tum ghoom kar mukhy daravaaje par aana; aur pair se dhakel kar use kholana; lifT tak aana; baayee kuhanee se baTan dabaakar daravaaja kholakar andar ghusanaa.chhaThavee manjil par pahunchane ke baad haal me ghusana aur daravaaje par mera naam dekhakar daayee kuhanee se ghaNTee baja denaa. mai turant daravaaja khol doongaa."

"bahut achchhe. par yah batao ki ye laat maarakar daravaaja kholana; daayee aur baayee kuhanee se baTan dabaana; ye kya gorakhadhandha hai?"

"seedhee baat hai; tum khaalee haath to aoge nahee!"

36.

jee meree bevakoof beevee hai. ek baar usane poochha : eDee kya tumhe jalane kee gandh aa rahee hai. mainne kaha nahee. mai sangeet sun raha thaa. gussa ho kar vo bolee : jab tak tum aavaaj kam nahee karoge to kaise mahasoos kar paoge.

37.

ek aurat DokTar ke paas gayee. usane kaha "DokTar mai kuchh hafte bahaama me bita kar lauTee hoo aur mausam itana achchha tha ki din me mai jyaadaatar samay ret par paDe paDe hee bitaatee thee. magar ek ajeeb see baat mere saath huee. jab bhee koee sundar sa naujavaan mere paas se gujarata tha mai pairo kee ungaliyo ke beech ajeeb see sanasanaahaT see mahasoos karatee thee."

dokTar ne ise asaamaany samaz kar usaka muaayana kiyaa. usane poochha ki kya yah sanasanee sabhee ungaliyo ke beech me hotee hai. usane javaab diya "nahee keval dono angooTho ke beech me."

38.

ek din ek aadamee kaam ke bajaay ghar par tha aur har jagah dard mahasoos kar raha thaa. agale din vah DokTar ke paas gaya yah jaanch karaane ke lie ki ye sab kya hai. andar ghusane par DokTar ne usakee pareshaanee poochhee tab vah bola : "har baar mera shareer chhoone se dard uThata hai. jab mai chehare ko haath ko aur pairo ko chhoota hoo to hamesha dard hota hai." DokTar ne usaka eksare liya aur vaapas aakar bola "tumhaare saath koee samasya nahee hai sivaay isake ki tumhaaree ungalee TooTee huee hai."

39.

ek chhoTee see laDakee apane paapa kee god me baiThee thee. kuchh der tak apane paapa ko dekhate rahane ke baad usane poochha "paapa kya aapase kisee ne kaha hai ki aap duniya ke sabase shaanadaar aur hoshiyaar aadamee hai." usake pita ne garv se bharakar kaha "nahee to beTa kyo". "tab fir aapake man me aisa khyaal kaise aayaa." laDakee ne poochhaa.

40.

teen bevakoof aadamee ek nadee ke kinaare baiThe the. achaanak unhonne paaya ki ek bachcha paanee me Doob raha hai. ek ne kaha ki ek bachcha paanee me Doob raha hai aur ham yahaa chupachaap baiThe hai. doosare ne haamee bharee aur bola bilkul sahee kahaa. ham logo ko khaDa ho jaana chaahiye.

41.

ek yuvak svarg ke daravaaje par pahuncha aur pravesh kee prateeksha karane lagaa. chitragupt ek baDee see kitaab ke panne ulaT kar yuvak ka naam khojane kee koshish kar rahe the. kee minaTo ke baad unhonne kitaab band kee aur bhaunhe sikoDee fir kaha "muze khed hai magar tumhaara naam is kitaab me nahee hai."

"yah jaanakaaree kitanee nayee hai" usane poochhaa.

"har das minaT me yah badalatee rahatee hai." chitragupt ne javaab diya "lekin tumane yah kyo poochhaa."

"mai kshama chaahata hoo magar mai thoDa jiddee kism ka hoo. jab tak meree martyu bilakul hee kareeb nahee aa gayee thee mainne bhagavaan ko yaad nahee kiya tha isalie shaayad abhee tak mera naam isame nahee aaya hogaa."

"shaayad aisa hee hoga" chitragupt bole. "khair jab tak tumhaaree jaanakaaree is me nahee aa jaatee kya tum apanee jindagee me kiya koee sachamuch achchha kaam bata sakate ho."

yuvak ne ek pal socha fir kaha " ek baar jab mai apanee gaaDee se ja raha tha mainne dekha ki kee saare badamaash ek bechaaree laDakee ko pareshaan kar rahe the.mainne gaaDee thoDee dheemee kee aur sachamuch me kareeb 20 guNDe us bechaaree laDakee ko tang kar rahe the. gusse se mai gaaDee se utara lohe kee ek chhaD uThaayee aur seedhe unake saradaar ke paas pahunchaa. vah ek vishaalakaay vyakti tha kareeb 6 fuT 4 inch ka kaafee haTTa kaTTaa. vah chamaDe kee jaikeT pahana hua tha aur ek kaan se naak tak kee ek chen pahane hua thaa. jaise hee mai saradaar ke paas pahuncha baakee log mere chaaro or ghera banaakar kar khaDe ho gaye aur muzase kaha ki mai vahaa se chale jaoo varana agalee baaree meree hogee.

"lekin mainne saradaar kee chen kheenchee aur lohe kee chhaD usake sir par de maaree. fir mai chaaro taraf ghoom kar baakiyo se chillaakar bola ;is bechaaree maasoom laDakee ko chhoD do. tum vahashee paagal jaanavara. yahaa se chale jao varana mai tumhe bahut bura sabak sikhaungaa.

chitragupt pooree tarah prabhaavit ho kar bole "bahut achchhe. yah kab hua thaa."

"kareeb paanch minaT pahale."

42.

ek yuvak ne baar ke andar ghusane par ek sundar yuvatee ko dekhaa. ek ghaNTe kee koshish ke baad aakhir usane himmat juTaayee aur usake paas jaakar dheere se bola "agar aap bura na maane to kya mai aapake saath thoDee der baate kar sakata hoo."

vah yuvatee jor se cheekhee "nahee mai tumhaare saath sone vaalee nahee hoo."

baar me sabhee log usakee taraf dekhane lage. ghabaraakar laDaka chupachaap aakar apanee jagah aakar baiTh gayaa.

kuchh minaTo baad yuvatee usake paaas chal kar aayee aur maafee maangee. fir usakee or dekhakar murakaraayee aur bolee "mai maafee chaahatee hoo mainne aapako pareshaan kar diyaa. asal me mai manovijnyaan kee chhaatra hoo aur aajakal mai yah adhyayan kar rahee hoo ki aisee paristhitiyo me logo kee pratikriya kya hotee hai."

itana sunane par laDaka apanee pooree taakat se chillaaya "500 roo .. mai tumhe 200 bhee nahee doongaa."

43.

ek chek (chekoslovaakiya) aadamee kee aankho kee pareshaanee jab jyaada baDh gayee to vah praag me ek DokTar ke paas pahunchaa. DokTar ne use saamane chaarT dikhaaaya jis par ye akshar likhe hue the CVKPNWXSCZ.

"kya tum ise paDh sakate ho" DokTar ne poochhaa.

"paDh sakata hoo " usane javaab diya "are mai isakee bahan se flarT karata thaa."

44.

kamara garbhavatee aurato aur unake patiyo se bhara hua tha aur kaksha baDe achchhe Dhang se chal rahee thee. nirdeshak mahilao ko saans lene ka sahee Dhang bata raha tha air saath hee usane puroosho ko in haalaato kee jarooree baato ke baare me bataayaa. fir nirdeshak ne kaha "mahilao ke lie shaareerik abhyaas karana achchha hai. khaasakar paidal chalana to kaafee laabhadaayak hai. aur sajjano aapako adhik pareshaanee nahee honee chaahie agar samay nikaal kar apanee patniyo ke saath ghoomane jaaya kare." kamare me chuppee see chha gayee. aakhirakaar ek aadamee ne apana haath oopar uThaayaa.

"kahie " nirdeshak ne poochhaa.

"kya yah Theek rahega agar vo chalate samay golf baig uTha kar chale."

45.

ek aurat pareshaan see thee yah sochakar ki usake pati ka kisee aur ke saath chakkar chal raha hai. vah hathiyaaro kee dukaan par gayee aur ek pistaul khareedee. doosare din jab vah ghar pahunchee to usane apane pati ko ek sundar aurat ke saath hamabistar paayaa. usane pistaul nikaalee aur apane sir se laga liyaa. pati turant bistar se utarakar maafee maang kar use manaane kee koshish karane laga ki vo khud ko golee na maare. hisTeeriyaee andaaj me vah pati par chillaayee "chup .... agalee baaree tumhaaree hai."

46.

ek senaapati apane sipaahiyo ke saath din bhar kee bhaaree laDaee ke baad apane kile me vaapas aayaa.

"ham kitane faayade me hai" raaja ne poochhaa.

"mahaaraaj" senaapati ne uttar diya "mainne pashchim kee taraf ke aapake dushmano ke shahar jala die aur aapakee or se khoob looT paaT kee."

"kya " raaja chillaaya "pashchim kee or to hamaare koee dushman nahee hai."

"oh " senaapati thoDa ghabaraaya fir bola "lekin ab hai .... ."

47.

sarvekshaN me bhaag lene vaalee ek mahila se yah poochha gaya ki kanDom ke baare me usakee kya raay hai. usane javaab diya "yah is baat par nirbhar karata hai ki .... usake andar mere lie kya hai."

48.

bahut pahale , jab samudree jahaajo ka jamaana tha , ek jahaaj ke kaptaan aur usake saathee khatare me paD gaye kyonki unaka saamana samudree Daakuo ke jahaaj se hone vaala thaa. jab jahaaj ke log bhayabheet hone lage tab kaptaan apane paas ke saathee se chillaakar bola ,"meree laal kameej lao ! " vah turant dauDakar gaya aur kaptaan kee laal kameej lekar aayaa. kaptaan ne use pahana aur apane saathiyo ka laDaee ke lie netartv karane lagaa. haalaanki kuchh log maare gaye par Daakuo ko bhaga diya gayaa. raat me sabhee log Dek par baiTh kar laDaee ke baare me baate kar rahe the ki ek aadamee ne kaptaan kee taraf dekha aur poochha, "aapane laDaee ke pahale apanee laal kameej kyo mangaayee thee ?"

kaptaan ne khaas andaaj se usakee or dekha aur kaha ,"agar mai laDaee me jakhmee ho jata to laal kameej me khoon nahee dikhata aur tab tum log bina Dare unase mukaabala jaaree rakhate."

vah aadamee chup baiTh gaya , apane kaptaan kee himmat kee daad dete hue. agalee subah kisee ne chillaakar bataaya ki is baar Daakuo ke do jahaaj aa gaye hai. jahaaj ke log bhayabheet hone lage magar kaptaan hamesha kee tarah shaant raha aur bola ,"meree laal kameej lao ! " ek baar fir laDaee chhiD gayee aur is baar bhee kaptaan aur usake saathee Daakuo ko bhagaane me safal ho gaye haalaanki is baar kuchh jyaada haani huee. magar kuchh samay baad me fir ek aadamee chillaaya ki fir se samudree Daakoo aa rahe hai , is baat das jahaajo me. sab aadamee chup ho kar kaptaan kee taraf dekhane lag gaye , usake hamesha ke aadesh kee prateeksha me.

hamesha kee tarah shaant rahate hue kaptaan bola , "mera bhoora paiNT le kar ao ! "

49.

ek aadamee ne ek sundar aurat se shaadee kee aur shaadee ke baad usane yah niyam bataaye :

"mai ghar par rahoonga jab meree ichchha hogee , agar meree ichchha hogee to , aur jis samay meree ichchha hogee aur is maamale me tumase kuchh sunana nahee chaahataa. mai apane dosto ke saath shikaar par jaoonga , machhalee pakaDane jaoonga , taash kheloonga , sharaab pioonga aur mai nahee chaahata ki tum in sab baato ko le kar koee lafaDa karo. tumhe mere lie khaana samay se banaakar taiyaar rakhana hai bhale hee mai yahaa rahoo ya na rahoo. ye mere niyam hai. tumhe kuchh kahana hai"

usakee nayee beevee bolee , "nahee muze inase koee pareshaanee nahee. bas ek baat samaz lo har raat saat baje mai hamabistar hooongee bhale tum raho ya na raho."

50.

ek aadamee bahut pareshaan thaa. usaka vyaapaar Thapp ho gaya tha aur vo gahare aarthik sankaT me thaa. vah itana niraash ho gaya ki usane bhagavaan se madad maangane kee sochee. usane praarthana karana shuroo kee. "bhagavaan karpaya meree madad karo.mera vyaapaar Thapp ho gaya hai aur agar muze paise nahee milenge to mai apana makaan bhee kho baiThoongaa. daya kar ke meree loTaree laga do." loTaree kee raat aayee aur koee aur jeet gayaa. usane fir praarthana kee "bhagavaan karpaya meree loTaree laga do. mera vyaapaar mera makaan sab chala gaya hai aur agar muze paise nahee mile to meree gaaDee bhee chalee jaegee." loTaree kee raat aayee aur is baar bhee us aadamee ka bhaagy nahee chamakaa. ek baar fir usane praarthana kee "mere bhagavaan tum muze kyo bhool gaye ho. mai apana vyaapaar apana makaan apanee gaaDee kho baiTha hoo. mere beevee bachcho ko bhookhe marane kee naubat aa gayee hai. mai hamesha to tumase madad nahee maangata aur mai tumhaara shuroo se achchha bhakt raha hoo. bas ek baar daya kar ke muze loTaree me jita do taaki mai apanee jindagee fir se Dharre par la sakoo." achaanak ek tej prakaash chha gaya maano svarg ke daravaaje khul gaye ho aur us aadamee ne svaya bhagavaan kee aavaaj sunee :

"mai tumhe loTaree me jita doongaa. tum TikaT to khareedo."

51.

ek aurat kya kahatee hai :

"yah ghar kitana ast vyast paDa hai. tumhaara saamaan farsh par bikhara hua hai. ao mai aur tum ise saaf karate hai aur tumhaare paas ek bhee kapaDa nahee hoga agar tum abhee turant inhe dhone nahee Daaloge."

ek puroosh kya sunata hai :

bla bla bla bla ao

bla mai aur tum

bla bla bla farsh par

bla bla bla ek bhee kapaDa nahee

bla bla bla bla abhee turanta.

52.

benee: "pata hai , mere daadaajee ko maaloom tha ki vo kis saal kis din marane vaale hai. aur vah bilakul vahee saal thaa. aur yahee nahee unhe yah bhee pata tha ki vo us din kis samay marane vaale hai. aur vo bilakul sahee the."

luee : achchha ! yah to avishvasaneey hai. unhe yah sab kaise maaloom thaa."

benee: "ek jaj ne unhe bataaya thaa."

53.

ek safal vyaapaaree saptaahaant me jua khelane vegaas gayaa. vo apana koT tak haar gaya aur usake paas vaapasee ke TikaT ke alaava kuchh bhee nahee bachaa. agar vo havaee aD;De par pahunch jaata to vo apane ghar pahunch sakata thaa. kaiseeno ke baahar nikalane par usane ek Taiksee khaDee dekhee. vah andar baiTha aur apanee haalat Draivar ko bataayee. usane usase vaada kiya ki vo jaate hee ghar se paise bhej degaa. usane apana kreDiT kaarD nambar apana laisens na . apana pata bhee dena chaaha magar koee faayada nahee huaa. Draivar ne usase kaha "agar tumhaare paas pandrah Dolar nahee hai to meree Taiksee se turant baahar nikalo aur bhaaD me jao." haar kar vyaapaaree kisee tarah havaee aD;De par pahuncha aur kisee tarah vah samay par pahuncha ki jahaaj pakaD sake.

ek saal baad fir vah vyaapaaree vegaas aaya aur is baar vah bahut jeetaa. vah bahut khush tha aur khushee me magan kaiseeno se baahar nikala chaaro taraf dekha taaki Taiksee pakaD kar havaee aD;De ja sake. baahar usane paaya ki Taiksiyo kee ek lambee lain lagee hai aur aakhiree me vahee Taiksee Draivar tha jisane pichhale saal usakee madad karane se saaf inkaar kar diya thaa. vyaapaaree ne ek pal socha ki usase kaise badala liya jaay aur use ek tarakeeb soozee. vyaapaaree pahalee Taiksee me baiTha aur usane poochha "havaee aD;De ke kitane loge." "pandrah Dolara." javaab milaa. "aur mere saath hamabistar hone ke kitane loge." "kyaa. baahar nikal meree Taiksee se badamaash kahee kaa." vyaapaaree lain me har Taiksee Draivar se yahee savaal kiya aur har baar vahee nateeja use gaaliyo ke saath baahar nikaal diya gayaa. aakhirakaar vah puraane Draivar kee Taiksee tak pahunchaa. andar baiThaakar usane poochha "havaee aD;De ke kitane". Draivar ne javaab diya "pandrah Dolar". vyaapaaree ne kaha "Theek hai" aur chalane ko kahaa. jab Taiksee aage baDhee tab vyaapaaree ne har Draivar ko ek baDee see muskaan chehare par la kar angooTha oopar kar ke apane safal hone ka sanket diyaa.

54.

ek chhoTe shahar me jahaa jyaada sanasaneekhej khabare nahee banatee thee vahaa ke sthaaneey reDiyo sTeshan ne shahar ke sabase vard;dh vyakti ka saakshaatkaar prasaarit karana tay kiya jisane kuchh dino pahale 110 saal poore kiye the.

"aap 110 ke hone par kaisa mahasoos karate hai."

"bahut achchhaa. mai bahut achchha mahasoos karata hoo."

"aur ab jab aap 110 paar kar chuke hai kya aapakee koee bhavishy ke lie yojana hai."

"sach poochha jaay to hai. mai apanee beevee se talaak lene vaala hoo."

"talaaka. is umr me. aisee kaun see baat ho gayee jisase aap ab talaak lene vaale hai."

"asal me ham dono kee kabhee achchhee nahee banee. keval apane bachcho kee khaatir ham saath rah rahe the. aur ab vo sab mar chuke hai."

55.

ek pulis inspekTar ne ek bhayaanak saDak durghaTanaasdhal par pahunchane par paaya ki durghaTana grast vyaktiyo me ek kaafee ghaayal hone ke baavajood apane pairo par khaDa tha aur apanee kaar ke nukasaan ka jaayaja lete hue aage peechhe ghoom raha thaa. "he bhagavaan ! dekho meree kaar ko , yah to barabaad ho gayee hai. baayaa hissa to poora uD gaya hai. he bhagavaan ! meree sundar kaar, meree nayee pyaaree nayee kaar ! "

usakee buree haalat dekhakar inspekTar ne use shaant karane kee naakaam koshishe kee "aap shaant ho jaie. aap buree tarah ghaayal hai, aapako leT jaana chaahie."

par koee faayada nahee. vo ghaayal aadamee kaar kee dasha par chinta karate hue chahalakadamee karata rahaa. "he bhagavaan, meree kaar ! haay meree kaar ! koee kuchh karo ! "

aakhirakaar inspekTar ne us aadamee ke kandho ko pakaDa aur us par chillaaya "dekho ! bhool jao is kaar ko. ise dekho ! tumhaara baayaa haath pooree tarah uD gaya hai ! "

vah ek pal jaise hosh me aaya aur neeche apane khoon se lathapath kandhe ko dekha aur fir chillaaya : "he bhagavaan, meree ghaDee ! meree nayee ghaDee ! pleej koee meree nayee ghaDee DhoonDho ! "

56.

ek aadamee kisee kaam ke silasile me los vegaas gaya aur vahaa usane vahaa ke veshyaaghar me jaane ka vichaar kiyaa. pahale veshyaaghar me pahunchane par usane maiDam se poochha ,"kya yah yooniyan haus yaanee saaze ka veshyaaghar hai ?"

"nahee yah aisa nahee hai."

"achchha , agar mai 100 roo . doonga to laDakee ko kitane milenge ?"

"laDakee ko 20 roo . milenge aur hamaare paas 80 roo . aayenge." javaab milaa.

is tarah kee galat baat ko bardaasht na kar paane ke kaaraN vah turant se nikalakar doosare behatar veshyaaghar kee talaash me juT gayaa.

usakee khoj kuchh der chalatee rahee. antat: vah ek jagah pahuncha jahaa kee maiDam ne kaha ,"haa yah ek yooniyan haus hai ?"

"achchha agar mai 100 roo . doonga to laDakee ko kitane milenge ?"

"laDakee ko 80 roo . milenge aur hamaare paas 20 roo . aayenge."

"ye huee na Dhang kee baat ",usane kahaa. usane kamare me chaaro taraf nigaah dauDaayee fir ek bahut sundar laDakee kee or ishaara karate hue bola "raat ke lie mai ise chaahata hoo."

"jaroor chaahate honge," maiDam kone me ek moTee 50 saal kee taraf dekhate hue bolee ,"magar eethel yahaa seeniyar hai."

57.

ek aadamee aur aurat ek hoTal me mile aur saath me unakee achchhee gujar rahee thee ki aadamee ne poochha ,"mai ek kaalpanik savaal poochhana chaahata hoo. agar mai apane saath sone ke lie ek laakh roo . ka prastaav rakhoo to kya tum mera prastaav sveekaar karogee ?" aurat ne kaha ,"mere khyaal se mai kar loongee." "achchha tab agar mai paanch roo . ka prastaav rakhoo to ?" aadamee ne poochhaa. "kya ! tum paagal to nahee ho ? tumane muze kis tarah kee aurat samaz rakha hai ?" aurat naaraaj hokar bolee. "dekho ham log yah pahale hee nishchit kar chuke hai, nahee kya ? ab hame keval paiso par mol bhaav karana hai."

58.

ek aadamee ne kaam se apane ghar par fon lagaayaa. ek aparichit aurat ne fon uThaayaa. aadamee ne poochha : "kaun ?"

"mai yahaa kee naukaraanee hoo." aurat ne javaab diyaa.

"hamaare yahaa to koee naukaraanee nahee hai."

"aaj subah hee is ghar kee maalakin ne muze kaam par rakha hai."

"achchhaa. mai usaka pati bol raha hoo. vo kahaa hai ?"

"vo to oopar kisee aadamee ke saath beDaroom me hai jise mai unaka pati samaz rahee thee."

aadamee aag baboola ho gayaa. usane naukaraanee se kaha "suno tum 50000 roo . kamaana chaahogee ?"

"muze kya karana hoga ?"

"mai chaahata hoo ki tum meree mej kee daraaj se pistaul le kar un dono ko golee maar do.

naukaraanee ne fon neeche rakh diyaa. aadamee ne usake kadamo kee aahaT sunee aur fir golee chalane kee do aavaaje.

naukaraanee vaapas aakar fon par poochha "unakee laash ko kya karoo ?"

"unhe sveeming pool me fenk do."

"kaun sa sveeming pool ?"

"ai kya yah 8324821 hai ?"

59.

ek vyakti shaadee karane ke baad apanee nee beevee ke saath apane gaanv ja raha thaa. vah apane khachchar ko kheench raha tha jis par saamaan lada hua thaa. achaanak khachchar aadamee ko zaTaka dete hue rook gayaa. aadamee ne khachchar ko ek bent maaree aur bola "yah pahalee baar hai". beevee ne kuchh nahee kaha aur dono log chalate rahe. kuchh der baad khachchar fir achaanak rook gayaa. vyakti ne fir ek bent maaree aur kaha "yah doosaree baar hai". is baar bhee baeevee ne kuchh nahee kahaa. kuchh der baad khachchar fir se aD gayaa. is baar aadamee ne bandook nikaalee aur khachchar ko golee maar dee aur bola "yah teesaree baar ". is baar beevee se nahee raha gaya aur poochha ki usane aisa kyo kiyaa. aadamee usakee or muDa aur bola "yah pahalee baar hai".

60.

ek aadamee jab kaam ke baad apane ghar pahuncha to usane poore ghar ko titar bitar sa paayaa. bachche raat vaale kapaDo me hee baahar dhool aur gandagee

me khel rahe the. khaane ke bartan khaalee paDe the aur har jagah gandagee failee huee thee. jab vo andar gaya to usane vahaa usane cheejo ko aur ast vyast paayaa. mej par khaane ke bartan paDe hue the kutte ka khaana farsh par bikhara hua tha mej ke neeche ek gilaas TooTa paDa tha aur pichhale daravaaje par dhool ka ek Dher paDa hua thaa. bachche ke kamare me khilaune aur kapaDe bikhare paDe the aur laimp jameen par gira paDa thaa.

usane oopar vaale kamare kee or rookh kiya apanee beevee ko dekhane ke lie. vah chintit tha ki kahee vo beemaar to nahee ya usake saath kuchh ho to nahee gayaa. usane beevee ko apane kamare me paaya jo raat vaalo kapaDo me hee thee aur koee kitaab paDh rahee thee. use dekhakar beevee muskuraayee aur poochha ki usaka din kaisa rahaa. kuchh na samaz paate hue usane beevee ko dekha aur poochha "yahaa aaj kya hua".

vah fir muskuraayee aur javaab me bolee "tumhe yaad hai roj kaam se aane ke baad tum muzase poochhate the ki mainne din bhar kya kiyaa."

"haa" usane kahaa.

beevee ne kaha "to mainne aaj kuchh nahee kiya".

61.

mai kaar chala raha tha ki mainne ek jagah likha paaya ki yahaa paark karane kee sochie bhee nahee. isalie maine bina jara bhee soche kaar paark kar dee.

62.

laaloo yaadav kaar se ek chhoTe gaanv se gujar rahe the ki achaanak ek suar ka bachcha kaar ke neeche aa gaya aur turant mar gayaa. laaloo jee thoDe dukhee ho gaye aur Draivar se kaha ki vo gaanv jaakar suar ke maalik ka pata kare taaki use nukasaan kee bharapaaee kar sake. Draivar gaya aur kareeb do ghaNTe baad vaapas aayaa. usake haatho me paiso se bhara ek thaila thaa. laaloo jee jaanana chaahate the ki kya baat huee.

Draivar ne unhe bataaya "ham jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha ki kuchh log peD ke neeche baiThe hai. jab um unako bataaya ki kya hua hai tab saare log jama ho gaye. hamako laga ki aaj to hamaaree piTaee hogee par ham dekha ki saare log paisa jama kar rahe hai. ham socha ki ye saara paisa vo jaanavar ke maalik ke lie hai. par un logo ne saara paisa hame de diyaa."

laaloo jee bole "sasur ke naatee Theek Theek batao. tum unako kya bola thaa."

Draivar ne javaab diya "ham kaha ki ham laaloo yaadav ka Draivar hoo aur ham suar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoo."

63.

ek DipaarTamenT sTor ke vastr vibhaag me ghoomate hue ek sundar laDakee ne poochha "mai yah kapaDa apanee nayee Dres ke lie khareedana chahatee hoo. isakee kitanee keemat hai."

"ek meeTar ka keval ek chumban" selsamain ne muskuraate hue kahaa.

;ye sahee hai" laDakee ne javaab diyaa. "mai paanch meeTar loongee."

baDee aashao ke saath jo usake chehare par saaf dikh rahee thee selsamain ne jaldee jaldee naapakar kaaTa aur lapeT kar apane haath me pakaDe rakhaa. laDakee ne paikeT zapaTa aur muskuraate hue ek vard;dh vyakti kee or ishaara karatee huee bolee "bil daadaajee ada karenge."

64.

jon ne ek ;maun saadhanaagarh' me pravesh liyaa. mukhy paadaree ne kaha "yah maun saadhanaagarh hai. jab tak tum chaaho tumhaara yahaa svaagat hai par tumhe tab tak nahee bolana hai jab tak mai tumhe na kahoo.

jon ne vahaa ek saal bitaaayaa. tab mukhy paadaree ne use bulaaya aur kaha "jon tumhe yahaa ek saal poora ho chuka hai. tum do shabd bol sakate ho."

jon bola "sakht bistar".

"muze sunakar dukh hua" paadaree ne kaha "ham tumhe achchha bistar denge."

agale saal mukhy paadaree ne fir jon ko bulaayaa.

"tum do shabd aur kah sakate ho jona."

"ThaNDa khaana" jon ne kaha aur paadaree ne use behatar khaane ka aashvaasan diyaa.

teesare saal kee samaapti par paadaree ne jon ko bulaakar kahaa. "aaj tum do shabd kah sakate ho."

"mai jaoonga" jon ne kahaa.

"yah shaayad sabase achchha hogaa." paadaree bolaa. "yahaa aane ke baad shikaayat karane ke alaava tumane kuchh nahee kiya hai."

65.

ek aadamee sankaree Dhalaan vaalee pahaaDee saDak par kaar chala raha thaa. usee saDak par saamane se ek aurat bhee kaar se aa rahee thee. jab dono paas pahunche to aurat khiDakee se munh nikaal kar chillaayee "suar". aadamee turant apanee khiDakee se baahar zuka aur javaab diya "kutiya". aur dono apanee raah chale gaye. jaise hee aadamee agale moD par muDa vo saDak ke beecho beech ek suar se ja Takaraayaa.

66.

ek selsamain apanee beevee se talaak ke mukadame me adaalat me pesh thaa. vakeel ne poochha "karpaya bataiye ki aapako pahalee baar kab apanee patnee kee vafaadaaree par sandeh huaa.

"asal me mai hafte me jyaadaatar baahar hee rahata hoo. isalie svaabhaavik hai ki jab mai ghar par rahata hoo to apanee patnee kee or kaafee dhyaan deta hoo." "ek ravivaar ko" usane kahana jaaree rakha "jab mai usake saath baDe jor shor se hamabistar tha tab bagal ke makaan kee vard;dh aurat deevaar ko thapathapaate hue chillaayee ;kya tum chhuTTee ke din bhee ye sab band nahee rakh sakate.'"

67.

ek nayee shikshika manevijnyaaan kee kaksha le rahee thee. usane yah kahate hue paDhaane kee shurooaat kee "jo bhee apane aapako bevakoof samazate hai vo khaDe ho jae." kuchh palo baad chhoTa jonee khaDa ho gayaa. shikshika ne poochha "tum samazate ho ki tum bevakoof ho."

"nahee maiDama. par aap akele khaDee achchhee nahee lagatee."

68.

ek vyakti saDak paar kar raha tha ki ek kaar ne use Takkar maar dee. sar par lagee joradaar choT kee vajah se hosh me aane ke pahale usake do din koma kee sthiti me gujare. jab usane aankhe kholee to usane apanee beevee ko apane paas paayaa. usane apanee beevee ka haath apane haath me liya aur bola: "tum hamesha mere paas rahee ho. jab mai kolej me tha mai kee baar fel huaa. tum hamesha mere paas thee muze fir koshish karane ko protsaahit karatee rahee." usakee beevee ne usake haatho ko halke se dabaaya aur usane apanee baat ke chaaloo rakhaa. "jab mai kisee bhee achchhee naukaree ke lie gaya aur use paane me asafal raha to tum mere paas thee aur akhabaar se mere lie vijnyaapan kaaT kar rakhatee thee. tab mainne us chhoTee see kampanee me kaam karana shuroo kar diyaa. aur kisee tarah ek baDa kaam paane me safal rahaa. par ek chhoTee see galatee ke kaaraN use ganva baiThaa.us samay bhee mere bagal me thee. aakhirakaar kuchh samay tak berojagaar rahane ke baad mainne doosaree naukaree DhoonDhee. magar usame mere kaDee mehanat ke baad bhee padonnati ke koee avasar nahee dikhe. aur is prakaar tab se le kar aaj tak mai usee pad par hoo aur tum mere saath thee.

ye sab sunate hue patnee kee aakhe bhar aayee. "aur jab mera ekseeDenT hua aur jab muze hosh me aaya to tum fir mare paas thee. is baare me tum se kuchh kahana chaahata hoo. patnee bhaavuk hokar sisakate hue bistar par zkukar pati se lipaT gayee. pati bola "mere khayaal se vaastav me tum hee mere durbhaagy ko le kar aatee ho."

69.

376 kya tum muze pyaar karate ho.

haa bilakula.

to fir mere kaan me kuchh kaho jo khaT;Ta meeTha sa ho.

aam santara chokaleTa.

376 tumhaare chehare par ye kharonche kaisee hai.

meree premika ne foolo se aisa kiya hai.

o kitana romaanTik hai.

nahee usane mere munh par kaanTo vaale gulaabo ka guchchha de maaraa.

376 mai jaik jitana ameer nahee hoo na hee mere paas rasel jaisa bangala hai aur na hee mere paas maarTin kee tarah bee em Dabloo hai. lekin mai tumase pyaar karata hoo aur tumase shaadee karana chaahata hoo.

mai bhee tumase pyaar karatee hoo lekin ye tumane maarTin ke baare me kya bataayaa.

376 kya tum mere jaise laDake ke saath khush rah sakogee.

shaayada. agar tum mere aasapaas jyaada nahee rahoge.

376 vah ek bahut achchhee ;chiDiya' hai.

jaroor hogee agar vo tumhaare jaise keeDe ke saath baahar ghoomatee hai.

376 mera premee kahata hai ki mai sundar hoo.

vo kahate hai na ki pyaar andha hota hai.

376 mai shaadee ke lie aapakee beTee ka haath maangane aaya hoo.

tumhe usaka baakee hissa bhee lena hoga varana baat yahee khatma.

376 mera bhaee apanee beevee ko doosaree baar dekhate hee usake pyaar me fans gayaa.

pahalee baar me use maaloom nahee tha ki vo kitanee ameer thee.

376 vo sagaee kee angooThee galat ungalee me pahanatee hai.

shaayad vo sochatee hai ki usakee galat aadamee se sagaee ho gee hai.

376 usaka sundar laDakiyo kee taraf bahut zukaav hai.

haa magar vo use door dhakelatee rahatee hai.

376 kya usane sachamuch tumhaare daadaajee kee daulat dekhakar shaadee kee.

vo mana karata hai. usaka kahana hai ki vo muz se hee shaadee karata chaahe ;koee' bhee mere lie daulat chhoD kar jaataa.

376 kaash ki tum Tee vee par aate.

tumhe achchha lagata agar mai Tee vee sTaar hotaa.

nahee. lekin tab mai Tee vee band kar sakatee.

376 mera premee bahut hoshiyaar hai. usaka dimaag do ke baraabar hai.

vo tumhaare lie bilakul sahee jaan paData hai.

376 mai tumhe nahee chhoD sakataa.

kya tum muze itana pyaar karate ho.

nahee aisee baat nahee. tum mere paanv par khaDee ho.

376 meree bahan ek aise vyakti se shaadee karana chaahatee thee jo itana samazadaar ho jo Dher saare paise kama sake par itana bevakoof ho ki us par kharch kar sake.

376 jab mai baDa ho jaoonga tab mai apane bagal me rahane vaale laDake se shaadee kar loongee.

kyo.

muze saDak paar karane kee anumati nahee hai.

376 tum kyo chaahate ho ki tumhe samudr me dafanaaya jaaye.

taaki meree beevee meree kara par na naach sake.

376 tumane dhyaan diya aajakal ke jamaane me kitanee hee laDakiyaa hai jo shaadee nahee karana chaahatee.

nahee. tumhe kaise maalooma.

mai sabase poochh chuka hoo.

70.

ek mahila ek janakalyaaN kaaryaalay me sahaayata ke lie gayee. ek karmachaaree ne use baiThane ke lie kaha aur fir kuchh savaal poochhane shuroo kiye.

karmachaaree : aapake kitane bachche hai ?

mahila : dasa.

karmachaaree : das ? unake kya naam hai ?

mahila : unake naam hai Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom aur Toma.

karmachaaree : aapaka matalab hai ki un sabhee ka ek hee naam hai.

mahila : haa,kyo ?

karmachaaree : ye ajeeb baat hai. agar vo sabhee baahar khel rahe ho aur aap ko unhe andar bulaana ho to aap kya kahatee hai.

mahila : mai kahatee hoo "Tom chalo andar aa jao" aur vo sab andar aa jaate hai.

karmachaaree : aur agar unhe khaane ke lie bulaana ho to kya kahatee hai ?

mahila :mai kahatee hoo "Tom chalo khaane ka samay ho gaya hai" aur vo sab khaane aa jaate hai.

karmachaaree : aur agar aapako uname se kisee ek ko hee bulaana ho kisee kaam ke lie to ?

mahila : oh ye to bilakul saral hai. mai ;Tom' ke saath unaka saranem bhee joD detee hoo.

71.

ek paryaTak paalatoo jaanavaro kee dukaan me ghusakar rakhe hue jaanavaro ko dekhane lagaa. isee dauraan ek doosara graahak andar aaya aur dukaanadaar se bola "muze ek ;see' bandar chaahie. dukaanadaar ne sir hilaaya aur ek taraf rakhe pinjaDe se ek bandar nikaala aur ek paTTa lagaakar use graahak ke havaale kiya aur kaha ki isake 5000 roo . hue.

graahak ne paise diye aur bandar ko lekar chala gayaa. chakit paryaTak dukaanadaar ke paas gaya aur poochha "vo bandar bahut hee manhaga thaa. aam bandar to kuchh sau roopayo me aa jaate hai. usakee keemat itanee adhik kyo thee."

dukaanadaar ne javaab diya "are vo bandar ;see' me prograam likh sakata hai. bahut tejee se aur bina galatee ke. apanee keemat ke bilakul laayaka."

paryaTak ne ek aur pinjaDe ke bandar ko dekhakar kaha ki "yah to usase bhee jyaada manhaga hai. 10000 roo .. yah kya karata hai."

"yaha. yah to ;see plas plas' bandar hai. yah ;objekT oriyeNTeD prograaming' jaanata hai. ;vijual see' aur thoDee ;jaava' bhee. sabhee achchhee cheeje."

paryaTak ne kuchh der idhar udhar dekha aur usane ek painjaDe me teesare bandar ko paayaa. usake gale me laTakee parchee me usakee keemat 50000 likhee thee. usane dukaanadaar se poochha "isakee keemat to bahut hee jyaada hai. ye aisa kya karata hai."

dukaanadaar ne javaab diya "ise to mainne kuchh karate nahee dekhaa. magar yah kahata hai ki yah ;projekT mainejar' hai".

72.

"kya yah uchit hai ki ek aadamee doosare kee galatiyo ka faayada uThaaye" ek vyakti ne paadaree se poochhaa.

"bilakul nahee" dharmopadeshak ka uttar thaa.

"aap pooree tarah se yah maanate hai"

"haa bilakula. pooree tarah se."

"Theek hai. is sdhiti me mere vichaar se aap ko etaraaj nahee hoga agar aap mere vo roopaye vaapas kar de jo mainne pichhale saal apanee shaadee karavaane ke baad aapako diye the."

73.

kolej me paDhane vaala ek laDaka jo pijja kee ghar pahunch seva me kaam karata tha lairee jonasan ke ghar pahunchaa. usane unhe pijja diyaa. pijja lene ke baad lairee ne poochha "saamaany roop se isakee kya Tip milatee hai."

laDake ne kaha " vaise to ye meree pahala chakkar hai parantu doosare laDake kah rahe the ki agar mai aapase ek chavannee bhee le saka taae ye bahut baDee baat hogee."

;aisa kya" thoDe gusse se lairee ne kaha "keval yah dikhaane ke lie ki vo log kitane galat hai mai tumhe das roo . deta hoo."

"dhanyavaad" laDake ne kahaa." mai ise apane kolej ke faND me doongaa."

"tum kya paDh rahe ho." lairee ne poochhaa.

laDaka muskaraaya aur bola "praayogik manovijnyaana."rrrrrrrrr

74.

ek jooniyar ekjeekyooTiv apanee beevee se apane dard aur kashT kee shikaayat kar raha thaa. dono me se koee bhee usakee shikaayat ka kaaraN nahee DhoonDh paaye. ek raat kaam se lauTane ke baad usane apanee beevee ko bataaya "mainne aakhirakaar pata laga hee liya ki mai kyo itana bura mahasoos kar raha thaa. do hafte pahale hamaare ofis me atyadhik naveenatam Dhang ka farneechar aaya hai. aur aaj hee muze pata chala ki mai kooDedaan par baiTh kar kaam kar raha thaa."

75.

ek vyakti ek baar ke saamane ke daravaaje se andar ghusaa. spashT roop se vo piye hue tha aur vah laDakhaDaate kadamo se chalakar andar aaya aur sTool par baiThate hue ek aur ;Drink' kee maang kee. baar vaale ne vinamrataapoorvak usase kaha ki choonki vo pahale se hee kaafee piye hue lag raha hai use aur sharaab nahee dee ja sakatee aur agar vo chaahe to usake lie Taiksee manga degaa.

sharaabee thoDa chakit sa hua aur fir dheere se baDabaDaata hua sTool se utara aur saamane ke daravaaje se baahar nikal gayaa.kuchh der baad vahee sharaabee ;bagal' vaale daravaaje se andar ghusa aur kaunTar par pahunchakar chillaate hue ek paig kee maang kee. baar vaala usake paas aaya aur fir se vinamrataapoorvak par darDhata se use usakee haalat ke kaaraN sharaab dene se mana kiya aur fir se Taiksee manga dene kee peshakash duharaayee. sharaabee ne baaravaale ko ek pal gusse dekha aur fir use gaaliyaa dete hue bagal vaale daravaaje se baahar nikal gayaa.

kuchh der baad vahee sharaabee ;peechhe' ke daravaaje se andar ghusaa. sTool par dhansate hue apane aap ko sambhaala aur ek ;Drink' ka aarDar diyaa. baar vaala usake paas aakar jor dekar use fir se yaad dilaaya ki vo nishchit roop se kaafee piye hue hai use sharaab nahee milegee aur ya to Taiksee ya pulis ko usake lie turant bulaaya jaayegaa.

bhaunchakke se sharaabee ne niraasha bhare gu.sse se baaravaale ko dekha aur cheekha "yaaaar . . .. tum kitane baar me kaam karate ho."

76.

tanaav muktak 1 :

pati : tum hamesha meree tasveer apane baig me rakhakar apane ofis le jaatee ho. kyo.

patnee : jab bhee koee samasya ya pareshaanee hotee hai chaahe vo kitanee bhee baDee na ho mai tumhaaree tasveer kee or dekhatee hoo aur samasya door hotee najar aatee hai.

pati : dekhaa. mai tumhaare lie kitana karaamaatee sa hoo.

patnee : haa. mai tumhaaree tasveer dekhatee hoo aur khud se kahatee hoo "doosaree kaun see samasya isase baDee ho sakatee hai.

tanaav muktak 2 :

laDakee : mai tumase shaadee karane ke baad tumhaare saaree chintaae aur dukh baanToongee aur tumhaare boz ko halka karana chaahoongee.

laDakaa : priy yah tumhaaree achchhee soch hai. parantu mere paas koee chintae ya dukh nahee hai.

laDakee : vo isalie ki abhee hamaaree shaadee nahee huee hai naa.

tanaav muktak 3 :

beTa : mammee ; aaj subah jab mai paapa ke saath bas me tha tab unhonne muzase ek aurat ko meree jagah dene ko kahaa.

mammee : bahut achchhe. tumane achchha kaam kiyaa.

beTa : magar mammee ; mai paapa kee god me baiTha thaa.

tanaav muktak 4 :

ek navavivaahit vyakti ne apanee patnee se poochha ; "tum muz se tab bhee shaadee karatee agar mere pita itanee dhan - daulat chhoDakar na gaye hote."

"priy"; patnee ne madhurata se javaab diya; "mai tumase hee shaadee karatee bina isakee paravaah kiye ki ;kaun' tumhaare lie jaageer chhoDakar gayaa."

tanaav muktak 5 :

shaadee ke lie laDake ko dekh kar aane ke baad laDakee se usakee sahelee ne poochha "usase mulaakaat kaisee rahee ?"

"na bataane laayak !"; usane javaab diyaa. "vah 1932 rols raayas moDal me aaya thaa."

"vaah ! vo to bahut hee manhagee kaar hai. isame aisee buree baat kaun see thee."

"vo usaka asalee maalik thaa."

77.

shikshika : chalo us vyast cheenTee ka udaaharaN lete hai. vah har samay apane kaam me vyast rahatee thee ; poore din kaam karatee thee aur pratidin kaam karatee thee. fir kya huaa.

chhoToo : kisee ke pairo tale kuchalee gayee.

78.

ek baar shahar se baahar jangal me sharaab paarTee aayejit kee gayee. achaanak tej baarish aur toofaan aa gayaa. do naujavaan dauDe aur kareeb das minaT tak bhaagane ke baad apanee kaar tak pahunche aur tab tak baarish bhee ruk gayee. vo kaar me baiThe ; use sTaarT karake aage kee or rukh kiyaa. vo hansee majaak karane lage aur tab bhee sharaab pee rahe the.

achaanak ek booDhe aadamee ka chehara khiDakee ke baahar prakaT hua; aur vo dheere dheere khiDakee thapathapaane lagaa. khiDakee ke paas vaala vyakti cheekha ; "are. meree khiDakee kee taraf dekho. ek booDhe aadamee ka cheharaa." ( kya vah bhoot tha ? )

booDhe aadamee ne thapathapaana chaaloo rakha; tab Draivar ne kaha; "khiDakee thoDee kholakar poochho ki vo chaahata kya hai." tab doosare vyakti ne khiDakee ke kaanch ko saraka kar aur apanee himmat baTorakar poochha; "tumhe kya chaahie ?"

booDhe vyakti ne naramee se javaab diya ; "kya tumhaare paas koee sigareT hai ?"

Dare hue aadamee ne Draivar se kaha ; "vo ek sigareT chaahata hai."

"use ek sigareT de do ! jaldee!! "

usane sigareT ke paikeT me se kisee tarah ek sigareT nikaalee aur baahar vaale vyakti ke havaale kiya aur khiDakee band karate hue Draivar se chilla kar bola ; "tej chalao !!!"

80 kimee prati ghanTe kee raftaar ke baad vo thoDe shaant hue aur fir se hansana shuru kiya aur khiDakee vaale aadamee ne poochhaa ; "tum kya sochate ho us baare me?"

Draivar ne kaha ; "muze nahee pataa. aisa kaise ho sakata tha ? mai bahut tej chala raha thaa."

aur fir se ekaek ek khaTakhaT huee ; fir se vahee vyakti baahar thaa.

"oh ; vo fir aa gayaa." yaatree chillaayaa.

"dekho vo kya chaahata hai." Draivar ne chillaakar javaab diyaa.

fir se kaanch thoDa khisakaakar usane kaampate hue poochha ; "kya hai ?"

"kya tumhaare paas laiTar hai ?" us aadamee ne shaanti se poochhaa.

Draivar ne khiDakee ke baahar laiTar fenka aur ab ve 100 kimee prati ghaNTe kee raftaar par the fir bhee sharaab peenee nahee chhoDee thee. koshish me the ki vo bhool jae jo unhonne abhee abhee dekha hai ki fir se ek aur khaTakhaT huee.

"o bhagavaana. vo fir se aa gayaa."

yaatree ne khiDakee kholee aur atyadhik bhayabheet hokar cheekha ; "tumhe kya chaahie ?"

us aadamee ne javaab diya ; "tumhe keechaD se gaaDee nikaalane me koee madad chaahie ?"

79.

ek raat ek paarTee ke baad jon aur jesika apane ghar ke raaste par the ki pulis ne unhe rok liyaa. pulis ofisar ne kaha ki use isalie roka gaya hai kyonki usake kaar kee pichhalee laiT kharaab hai. jon ne kaha ; "muze khed hai ofisara. par mainne dhyaan hee nahee diya ; mai ise turant Theek karaungaa."

turant jesika ne kaha ; "muze maaloom tha aisa hoga jab mainne do din pahale tumase laiT Theek karavaane ko kaha thaa."

tab ofisar ne jon ka laisens maanga aur use dekhane ke baad kaha ki usake laisens kee avadhi samapt ho gayee hai.

fir se jon ne maafee maangee aur kaha ki use pata nahee tha is baare me aur agalee subah pahala kaam vo yahee karegaa.

jesika bolee ; "mainne tumhe ek hafte pahale hee bataaya tha ki parivahan vibhaag ne tumhe patr bheja hai ki tumhaara laisens samaapt ho chuka hai."

is samay tak jon thoDa gusse me aa gaya tha ki usakee beevee pulis ke saamane usakee baato ka virodh kar rahee hai aur vo thoDa chillaakar bola; "jesika tum thoDee der chup rahogee!"

ofisar jesika kee or zuka aur poochha; "kya aapake pati aapase hamesha isee tarah baat karate hai ?"

jesika ne javaab diya; "keval jab vo piye hote hai."

80.

ek aadamee ;baar' me aaya aur ek gilaas sharaab mangaayee. fir usane apane kameej kee jeb se ek tasveer nikaalee aur ek aur gilaas ka aarDar diyaa. use khatm karane ke baad usane fir jeb se tasveer nikaal kar dekhee aur ek aur orDar diyaa.

baaravaale ne utsukataapoorvak poochha; "har gilaas ke baad tum apanee jeb me dekhate ho. kyo ?"

aadamee ne javaab diya ; "meree jeb me meree beevee kee tasveer hai. jab vo achchhee dikhanee shuroo ho jaayegee tab mai ghar chala jaungaa."

81.

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ek puraanee baat jo ham sabhee ne sunee hai is tarah se hai :

"agar tum kisee se pyaar karate ho;

use mukt chhoD do . . . .

agar vah vaapas aatee hai; vo tumhaaree hai;

agar nahee aatee; vo kabhee tumhaaree thee hee nahee . . . . "

yahaa yah baat naye andaaj me prastut hai :

niraashaavaadee :

agar tum kisee se pyaar karate ho;

use mukt chhoD do . . . .

agar vah kabhee vaapas aatee hai; vo tumhaaree hai;

agar nahee aatee; jaisa socha tha vo kabhee tumhaaree thee hee nahee.

aashaavaadee

agar tum kisee se pyaar karate ho;

use mukt chhoD do . . . .

chinta mat karo; vah jaroor vaapas aayegee.

shakkee

agar tum kisee se pyaar karate ho;

use mukt chhoD do . . . .

agar vah kisee tarah vaapas aa jaatee hai; to poochho ;kyo'.

jaldabaaj

agar tum kisee so pyaar karate ho;

use mukt chhoD do . . . .

agar vah jaldee vaapas nahee aatee hai;

use bhool jao.

dhairyavaan

agar tum kisee se pyaar karate ho;

use mukt chhoD do . . . .

agar vah vaapas nahee aatee;

to intajaar karate raho jab tak vah vaapas nahee aa jaatee.

mastamaula

agar tum kisee se pyaar karate ho;

use mukt chhoD do . . . .

agar vah vaapas aatee hai;

to use chhoD do; fir se.

pashu-adhikaar aandolanakaaree

agar tum kisee se pyaar karate ho;

use mukt chhoD do . . . .

vaastav me har praaNee ko svatantr rahane ka adhikaar hai.

vakeel

agar tum kisee se pyaar karate ho;

use mukt chhoD do . . . .

vivah svatantrata ke anuchchhed 13 a ke doosare sanshodhan ke dhaara 1a spashT kahata hai . . . .

saankhyikeevid

agar tum kisee se pyaar karate ho;

use mukt chhoD do . . . .

agar vah tumase pyaar karatee hai to usake aane kee praayikata 1 hai

agar nahee ; to tumhaara sambandh asambhaavit hee thaa.

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82.

ek sthaaneey krikeT ke khel ke dauraan kaptaan apane ek aadamee se baate kar raha thaa. "dekho ye 100 roo . hai. jao aur ek nayee gend ya kuchh khareed kar lao. aisa kuchh jo hamaare jeetane me madad kare.

khel shuroo hua aur kaptaan ne paaya ki vahee puraanee gend istemaal kee ja rahee hai.

usane us aadamee ko bulaayaa. "tumane 100 roo . ka kya kiya ?"

"aapane kaha tha na aisa kuchh jisase hame jeetane me madad mile."

;haa.'

"mainne vo roo . ampaayar ko de diye."

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83.

ek vard;dh paadaree apanee antim saanse gin raha thaa. usane apane DokTar aur vakeel ko apane ghar bulavaaya jo charch ke sadasy bhee the. jab vo pahunche to unhe paadaree ke kamare me le jaaya gayaa.

andar ghusane par paadaree ne haath ke ishaare se unhe apane bistar par baiThane ko kaha ek ko apanee ek taraf aur doosare ko apanee doosaree ora.

paadaree ne unake haatho ko apane haatho me liya aur ek ni:shvaas chhoDane ke baad halkee muskaan ke saath chhat par najare jama dee. DokTar aur vakeel dono ko yah baat andar tak chhoo gayee aur ve baDa achchha mahasoos kar rahe the ki apane aakhiree vak.ta me paadaree unaka saath chaahata hai.

ve kuchh ulazan me bhee the; kabhee paadaree ne unhe aisa koee sanket nahee diya tha ki vo un dono ko khaasataur se pasand karata hai. dono ko apanee laalach; eershya se juDee kee puraanee ghaTanae bhee yaad aayee jisane unhe thoDa bechain sa kar diyaa.

antat: DokTar ne kaha; "faadar; aapane hame kyo bulavaaya hai?"

paadaree ne apanee taakat baToree aur kamajor see aavaaj me kaha; "jeesas kee martyu do choro ke beech huee thee . . . aur mai bhee usee tarah jaana chaahata hoo."

84.

aap sabhee ne dev aanand kee behad safal aur mashahoor film ;gaiD' jaroor dekhee hogee.

is film me ek lokapriy gaana hai ;gaata rahe mera dil'. is gaane me vaheeda rahamaan ek gulaabee saaDee pahanatee hai aur poore gaane ke dauraan vo keval yahee saaDee pahanatee hai.

ab; jab ham dekhate hai ki abhinetriyaa ek gaane me har ek lay ke baad kapaDe badalatee hai ; savaal yah uThata hai ki vaheeda rahamaan kyo apanee saaDee poore gaane me nahee badalatee.

javaab bilakul seedha sa hai aur usake lie maathaapachchee karane kee jaroorat nahee hai.

javaab gaane ke pahale antare me hai. dev aanand yah pankti gaate hai "o mere hamaraahee; meree baanh thaame chalana; badale duniya ;saaree' (saaDee) tum na badalanaa."

ab isake baad kisee spashTeekaraN kee koee jaroorat hee nahee rah jaatee.

85.

ek bevakoof kism ka laDaka ek din saDak par ja raha tha ki usaka dost; jo usee kee tarah tha; ek nayee chamachamaatee saikil par aata dikhaa.

pahala laDaka chakit sa rah gaya aur poochha; "itanee shaanadaar saikil tumhe kahaa se milee?"

doosare ne javaab diya; "kal mai yoo hee apane khyaalo me gum chala ja raha tha ki ek sundar laDakee is saikil par mere paas aayee.usane saikil jameen par fenkee aur apane saare kapaDe utaar diye aur bolee; ;tumhe jo chaahie vo le sakate ho.'"

doosare ne sahamati me sir hilaaya aur bola; "sahee cheej chunee; kapaDe shaayad tumhe nahee banate."

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86.

ek raat ek vaimpaaayar chamagaadaD ( jisake baare me kaha jaata hai ki vo khoon peete hai ) taaje khoon se nahaaya hua aaya aur apane aapako gufa kee chhat par laTaka liya taaki kuchh der so sake.

jaldee hee doosare chamagaadaDo ne khoon kee gandh mahasoos kee aur usase is baat par laDana shuroo kar diya ki use ye kahaa se milaa.

usane unhe jaane ko kaha kyonki vo kuchh der sona chaahata tha magar vo yah jaanane ke lie aDe rahe jab tak ki usane haar nahee maan lee.

"Theek hai. mere peechhe ao." usane kaha aur gufa ke baahar nikala apane peechhe saikaDo chamagaadaDo ke zuND ke saatha.

ek ghaaTee ke baad ek nadee ko unhonne paar kiya aur fir ve ek jangal me ghus gaye.

aakhirakaar vah dheere hua aur baakee doosare chamagaadaD uttejit hokar usake aasapaas manDaraane lage.

"ab. tum logo ko vah peD dikh raha hai?" ; usane poochhaa.

"haa;haa;haa!" sabhee chamagaadaD bekaaboo se hokar chillaaye.

"bahut achchhe"; pahala chamagaadaD bola "kyonki muze nahee dikha thaa."

87..

paanch ;sayaane' aur ek saamaany aadamee parvataarohaN ke lie gaye. kaafee oopar jaane ke baad achaanak vo fisal gaye aur ek khaee me girane lage. beech me ek peD mila aur sab use pakaD kar laTak gaye.

unake boz se dheere dheere us peD kee jaD jameen se baahar aane lagee. unhe aabhaas hua ki agar ek vyakti kam ho to yaha peD ukhaDega nahee aur baakee sabhee ka boz sambhaal legaa.

unhonne aapas me nishchay kiya ki koee ek apanee marjee se doosaro kee khaatir us peD ko chhoD degaa. ek lambe maun ke baad saamaany vyakti ne kaha; "Theek hai. mai jaata hoo taaki aap sab log jinda rahe."

paanch ;sayaane' is baat se itane prabhaavit hue ki sabhee ne is baat par taaliyaa baja dee.

88.

ek aayarish; Dablin ke ek baar me gaya aur sharaab ke teen gilaaso ka aarDar diya fir ek kone me baiThakar pratyek gilaas se ek ek ghoonT peene lagaa. jab vo khatm kar chuka tab usane fir se teen gilaaso ka aarDar diyaa.baaravaale ne poochha "aapako maaloom hai ki agar aap ek ke baad ek gilaas piyenge to vo adhik achchhee lagegee kyonki kuchh der baad baahar rahane se usaka prabhaav thoDa kam sa ho jaata hai."

aayarish vyakti ne uttar diya; "aisa hai ki mere do bhaee hai. ek amerika me aur ek aasTreliya me aur mai yahaa Dablin me. jab ham alag hue the to hamane vaada kiya tha ki ham is tarah se piyenge taaki ham us din kee yaad kar sake jab hamane saath baiThakar pee thee. baaravaale ne sveekaar kiya ki yah achchhee baat hai aur chala gayaa.

fir vo vyakti us baar ka niyamit graahak ban gaya aur hamesha usee tarah se piya karata tha; teen gilaaso ka aarDar dena aur fir ek ek gilaas se ghoonT peenaa. ek din vah aaya aur usane keval do hee gilaaso ka aarDar diyaa. baakee sabhee usake jaanane vaalo ne is baat par dhyaan diya aur chup se ho gaye.jab usane doosare daur par pahuncha tab baar vaale ne kaha;"mai aapake dookh me baadha Daalana nahee chaahata lekin muze aapake is baDee kshati ke lie hamadardee hai. aayarsh ek pal kuchh sanshay me paDa fir achaanak usakee aankho me ek chamak see aayee aur vo hansaa. "are nahee"; vah bola; "sab kuchh sahee hai. asal me mainne sharaab peena chhoD diya hai."

89.

ek baar mere bhaee; peeTar; ne minesoTa vishvavidyaalay ke ek seminaar me bhaag liyaa. vahaa usake ek dost; jo kala ka vidyaarthee tha; ne usase poochha ki kya vo apanee kaksha me dikhaane ke lie usakee tasveer bana sakata hai.peeTar raajee ho gaya aur us vidyaarthee ne usakee tasveer banaayee aur nireekshaN ke lie kaksha me jama kar dee. magar use keval ;see-' greD hee milaa.

vo apane profesar ke paas gaya aur poochha ki use itana kharaab greD kyo diya gayaa.

nirdeshak ne bataaya ki chitr me ango ka anupaat sahee nahee hai. "sir kitana baDa hai;" profesar ne spashTeekaraN diyaa. "kandhe bahut chauDe hai aur pair to bahut hee baDe hai."

agale din vo laDaka peeTar ko apane profesar se milavaane laayaa. usane ek baar mere bhaee kee or dekha aur bola; "Theek hai; ;e -'."

90.

ek pati patnee ek paarTee me apane mitro ke saath baate kar rahe the ki safal vivaah ke lie salaaho par baat nikalee. "oh; hame usakee kabhee jaroorat nahee paDatee. mere aur mere pati ke beech baDa achchha saamanjasy hai;" patnee ne kahaa. "vo apane kolej me vaak; kala me praveeN the aur mai abhinay kala me. vo sachamuch achchha bolate hai aur mai sunane ka abhinay karatee hoo."

91.

ek vishv prasiddh chitrakaar; jo apane safalata ke shikhar par thee; kee aankho kee roshanee kam hone lagee. chintit hokar ki kahee usakee jindagee chitrakaar ke roop me khatm na ho jaaye; vo vishv ke sabase behatareen netr visheshajny ke paas gayee. kee hafto ke upachaar aur shaly chikitsa ke baad usakee aankho kee roshanee barakaraar rakhane me kaamayaabee milee.

chitrakaar itanee kartajny see huee ki usane apanee kartajnyta dikhaane ke lie DokTar ke chikitsaalay ko apane chitro se dubaara rangane ka nishchay kiyaa. is kaary me ek deevaar par ek baDee see aankh ka chitr bhee shaamil thaa. yah sab samaapt hone ke baad usane patrakaaro ko bulaaya aur apane is naveenatam kaary ka anaavaraN kiyaa.

is pres sabha ke dauraan ek patrakaar ne deevaar par us baDee aankh par dhyaan diya aur DokTar se poochha; "apane ofis kee nayee rooparekha ko pahalee baar dekhakar aapako kaisa laga tha; khaasakar deevaar par us baDee see aankh ko dekhakara."

is par DokTar ne javaab diya; "mainne khud se kaha; ;bhagavaan ka shukr hai mai stree rog visheshajny nahee hoo.'"

92.

ek din ek pushp visheshajny baal kaTavaane ke lie gayaa. baal kaTavaane ke baad usane naee ko paise dene chaahe magar naee ne kaha; "muze khed hai; mai aapase ye paise nahee le sakata; mai yah samaaj seva ke roop me kar raha hoo."

pushp visheshajny khush hokar chala gayaa. agalee subah jab naee apanee dukaan kholane aaya to usane daravaaje par ek guladasta aur ek dhanyavaad patr paDa hua paayaa.

ek DokTar usake yahaa baal kaTavaane aaya aur kaTavaane ke baad jab vah paise dene laga to naee ne kaha; "muze khed hai; mai aapase ye paise nahee le sakata; mai yah samaaj seva ke roop me kar raha hoo."

DokTar khush hokar chala gayaa. agalee subah jab naee apanee dukaan kholane aaya to usane daravaaje par viTaamin kee goliyo ka ek paikeT aur ek dhanyavaad patr paDa hua paayaa.

ek bhaarateey sofTavear injeeniyar bhee vahaa baal kaTavaane gaya aur jab vah paise dene laga to naee ne kaha; "muze khed hai; mai aapase ye paise nahee le sakata; mai yah samaaj seva ke roop me kar raha hoo."

agalee subah jab naee dukaan kholane pahuncha to pata hai usane kya paaya - ek darjan bhaarateey sofTavear injeeniyar muft me baal kaTavaane ke lie vahaa intajaar kar rahe hai.

93.

ek vyakti apane dost ke ghar gaya aur use apane kutte ke saath shataranj khelate dekhakar chakit rah gayaa. usane kuchh pal ke lie khel dekhaa. "mai apanee aankho par vishvaas nahee kar pa raha hoo." usane aashchary vyakt karate hue kahaa. "abhee tak mainne jitane bhee kutte dekhe hai; uname yah sabase jyaada hoshiyaar kutta hai."

"na; ye bahut hoshiyaar nahee hai"; dost ne javaab diya; "mai 5 me se 3 baar ise hara chuka hoo."

94.

ek baira graahak ke aarDar ke mutaabik us ke lie 'sTeek' le kar aaya magar baire ka agoonTha maans ke TukaDe par thaa.

"tum paagal ho kya?" graahak chillaayaa. "tumane mere khaane me apana angooTha Daal rakha hai!"

"kya!"; baire ne javaab diya; "aap chaahate hai ki yah fir se farsh par gir jaaye?"

95.

jel banaam kaam ( daftar ) ; ek tulana . . . . . .

376 jel me aap jyaadaatar vakt 821510 ke kamare me gujaarate hai

kaam par aap jyaadaatar samay 62158 ke kebin me bitaate hai.

376 jel me aapako teen vakt ka khaana milata hai.

kaam par aapako keval ek khaane kee chhuTTee milatee hai aur usake lie bhee aapako paise dene paDate hai.

376 jel me aapake achchhe vyavahaar ke lie aapako kuchh samay kee chhooT milatee hai.

kaam par achchhe vyavahaar ka badala aur kaam mil jaana hota hai.

376 jel me aap Tee vee dekh sakate hai ya khel sakate hai.

kaam par aisa karana aapako naukaree se nikaal sakata hai.

376 jel me ek gaarD aapake lie daravaaja kholata aur band karata hai.

kaam par aapako apana parichay patr le jaana jarooree hota hai aur svaya daravaaja kholana band karana paData hai.

376 jel me aapako rishtedaaro aur dosto se milane kee chhooT rahatee hai.

kaam par aap apane rishtedaaro aur dosto se baate bhee nahee kar sakate.

376 jel me vaarDan hote hai jo logo ko pareshaan kiya karate hai.

kaam par ham unhe mainejar kahate hai.

96.

ek dopahar; ek ameer vakeel jo apanee shaandaar kaar me ja raha tha ki usane do aadamiyo ko saDak ke kinaare ghaas khaate dekhaa. usane Draivar ko rukane ka aadesh diya aur muaayana karane ke lie baahar nikalaa.

"tum log ghaas kyo kha rahe ho?"; usane ek aadamee se poochhaa.

"hamaare paas khaane tak ke lie paise nahee hai."; us gareeb aadamee ne javaab diyaa.

"oh; to mere saath chalo."

"magar mere saath meree beevee aur do bachche bhee hai."

"unako bhee saath le lo. aur tum bhee mere saath chalo!"; usane doosare vyakti se kahaa.

"magar mere saath meree beevee aur chh: bachche hai." doosare aadamee ne kahaa.

"Theek hai; unhe bhee saath le lo."

ve sab kaar me baiTh gaye. raaste me ek vyakti bola; "saahab; aap kitane dayaalu hai. ham sab ko saath le chalane ke lie bahut bahut dhanyavaada."

vakeel ne javaab diya; "koee baat nahee hai. mere ghar kee ghaas do fuT oonchee hai."

97.

darshy : mumbee kee lokal Trena.

mai andheree se charchageT jaata hanoo kaam ke lie. mainne apana akhabaar paDhakar khatm kar liya tha aur use apane saathiyo ke lie bachaakar le jaana chaahata thaa. aap lokal Tren me akhabaar kaise bachaenge? us par baiTh jaie. ek naya yaatree chaDha; mere neeche ke akhabaar ko dekha aur behad bevakoofee bhara savaal kiya; "kya aap yah akhabaar paDh rahe hai?" mai khaDa hua; panna palaTa kar fir us par baiTh gaya aur javaab diya; "haa".

98.

do bevakoof majadoor aapas me baate kar rahe the. Dek ne kaha; "peeT; apana bos itane adhik paise kyo paata hai jab ki hame keval 50 ru . ek din ke milate hai."

peeT ne kaha; "muze nahee pata; tum khud jaakar poochh kyo nahee lete." to Dek gaya aur usane bos se poochhaa. bos ne kaha; "ek kaaraN hai jisake kaaraN mai adhik paise paata hoo; vo hai bevakoofee."

Dek ne poochha; "kaisee bevakoofee?" bos ne kaha; "Theek hai; mai apana haath is deevaar par rakhata hoo. aur mai chaahata hoo ki tum jitanee jor se ho sake is par maaro."

Dek ne kaha; "Theek hai; magar dard hogaa." vo peechhe haTa aur joradaar vaar kiya aur bos ne apana haath haTa liyaa. Dek bola; "oh; bahut jor se lag gayee."

bos ne kaha ki ab vo jaakar apane dost ko bataaye.

tab Dek vaapas aaya aur bola; "ek kaaraN hai jisakee vajah se bos ko hamase adhik paise milate hai; vo hai bevakoofee."

peeT ne poochha; "kaisee bevakoofee?"

Dek bola; "Theek hai mai apana haath apane sir par rakhata hoo aur mai chaahata hoo ki tum jitanee jor se ho sake apane faavaDe se is par vaar karo."

99.

achchha - bura - usase bura

achchha : aapake pati aur aap is baat par sahamat ho gaye hai ki ab aur bachche nahee.

bura : aapako garbh nirodhak goliyaa nahee milatee.

usase bura : vo aapakee beTee ke paas hai.

achchha : aapaka laDaka apane kamare me khoob paDhaee karata hai.

bura : aapako vahaa Dher saaree gandee tasveere milatee hai.

usase bura : un tasveero me aap maujood hai.

achchha : aapaka beTa javaan ho raha hai.

bura : vo paDos kee aurat se chakkar chala raha hai.

usase bura : aur aap bhee.

achchha : aapakee beevee aapase baat naheeai karatee.

bura : vo aapase talaak chaahatee hai.

usase bura : vo vakeel hai.

100.

DokTar : mere paas ek kharaab khabar hai aur ek bahut kharaab khabara.

mareej : Theek hai muze pahale kharaab khabar bataiye.

DokTar : aapake pareekshaN ke nateeje aa gaye hai. unake anusaar aap keval 24 ghaNTe aur jinda rah paaenge.

mareej : 24 ghaNTe! ye to bhayaanak hai! isase buree baat aur kya ho sakatee hai? khair; usase bhee kharaab khabar kya hai?

DokTar : mai yah bataane ke lie aapako kal se DhoonDh raha hoo.

(yadi aapako hansee aee ho to, nahee aee ho to aur yadi aage ke aur sau chuTakule paDhana chaahate ho to Tippiyae jaroor)

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